Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song California Christmastime , by - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Release date: 09.06.2016
Song language: English
California Christmastime |
| Well, you can take your snow and shove it |
| This is our Christmas and we love it |
| It’s a hundred degrees, this elf is Vietnamese |
| That’s the way that California does it |
| Even our Santa has a suntan |
| He’s also an unemployed stuntman |
| Is he even awake? |
| Yeah, I’m just really baked |
| If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can! |
| California Christmastime |
| It’s just a Golden State of mind |
| Chet’s nuts roasting in the bright sunlight! |
| Put on some pants, Chet! |
| And what would Christmas be without |
| Historically low mountain snow causing staggering drought |
| But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight! |
| Super tight! |
| 'Cause this is California |
| And we do Christmas right! |
| Mmm, so good! |
| California Christmastime |
| Don we now our surf apparel |
| And we have our own kind of Christmas carol |
| It’s this chick named Carol |
| She does henna tattoos |
| Carol’s fifty, but no judgement |
| She’s still finding herself |
| We’re all finding ourselves! |
| Okay, there is no easy answer |
| For our high rates of skin cancer |
| It took my dad’s life |
| And it killed my wife |
| Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer! |
| California Christmastime |
| We gather 'round and sing songs by Sublime |
| And all our local reggae bands are white |
| The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn |
| 'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn |
| They may have gonorrhea |
| But at least it’s not frostbite! |
| It’s not frostbite! |
| 'Cause this is California |
| And we do Christmas right! |
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| Calif… |
| You have places to be, I get it |