Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Buttload of Cats, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 19.07.2018
Song language: English
Buttload of Cats |
| It’s come to this, like I knew it would |
| Since I’m now single for good |
| I know just what I gotta do |
| I gotta go get myself a buttload of cats |
| A buttload of cats! |
| A buttload of cats |
| Way too many cats |
| When you’re a permanent bachelorette |
| It’s mandatory that you go out and get |
| A buttload of cats |
| Oh, yeah! |
| I walk myself down to the Lonely Lady Cat Store |
| The smell is overwhelming inside |
| This is the future smell of my house |
| It’s the smell of my dreams that have died |
| And cats! |
| I walk up to the cat shelf |
| Where the cats are labeled big and small |
| The saleslady asks, «Is there one you like?» |
| And I state, «I'll take them all!» |
| I want a buttload of cats |
| Meow a buttload of cats |
| Give me a buttload of cats |
| Meow a buttload of cats |
| Meow |
| The saleslady’s pumped, she’s closin' early |
| And headed home to her sad walk-up apartment |
| Filled with her own buttload of cats |
| Meow meow meow |
| That she got at a discount |
| Meow meow meow |
| 'Cause she works at the cat store |
| Meow meow meow |
| Meow meow meow |
| Meow meow meow meow meow |
| Why have cats over time become |
| Synonymous with loneliness? |
| We gotta work on our collective image |
| We need a new publicist |
| The ironic part is, we’re not that friendly |
| If you’re lonely, we might make it worse |
| Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day |
| Have you considered getting a dog? |
| Nope, I want a buttload of you guys |
| Okay, we warned you |
| A buttload of cats! |
| We’re gonna ruin your couch |
| There’s a lot of evidence that organisms in cat poop make you crazy |
| Yes, we saw that article in The Atlantic. |
| And then we peed on The Atlantic |
| But I still want a buttload of cats |