| De ringte meg fra Hollywood — sa «you got
| They called me from Hollywood - said «you got
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| The look»
| The look »
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| «Jeg gjør hva som helst», sa jeg — klar til å
| "I'm doing anything," I said - ready to go
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| Suge kukk
| Suck cock
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| Klar til å make a movie — make it make it
| Ready to make a movie - make it make it
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| Rain
| Rain
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| Ville make the hall of fame, nahmsayin
| Ville make the hall of fame, nahmsayin
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| Så jeg tok en tur til Hollywood — sekken
| So I took a trip to Hollywood - the backpack
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| Full av dreams
| Full of dreams
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| Skulle make the big screen, by any means
| Should make the big screen, by any means
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| Så jeg ringte min kontakt opp, sa jeg er er
| So I called my contact, said I am is
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| I byen
| In town
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| Men de leava meg på seen, det er ikke
| But they leava me on seen, it is not
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| Alltid som it seems
| Always as it seems
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| Jeg har en manager i statene som digger
| I have a manager in the states who digs
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| Det jeg gjør
| What I do
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| Han sier alltid «Christopher, I love your
| He always says “Christopher, I love your
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| Charachter»
| Character »
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| Du har noe spesielt, really, du kan komme
| You have something special, really, you can come
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| Far
| Father
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| Og du er intelligent, baby you could be a
| And you are intelligent, baby you could be a
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| Star
| Stands
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| I think you can get a Golden Globe, Oscar
| I think you can get a Golden Globe, Oscar
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| Og en Emmy
| And an Emmy
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| Du tør å tenke stort, det er deg og Carew
| You dare to think big, it's you and Carew
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| Og Hennie
| And Hennie
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| Nå må jeg get my buzz going som en
| Now I have to get my buzz going as one
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| Fucking bie
| Fucking bie
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| Ordne meg ny aksent og bli sammen med
| Arrange me new accent and join
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| Thea Sofie
| Thea Sofie
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| Alle i Norge sier «kom hjem på besøk, du
| Everyone in Norway says «come home to visit, you
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| Lovte, du ga oss pinky»
| Promised, you gave us pinky »
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| Jeg bare «chill the fuck outm, jeg er
| I just “chill the fuck outm, I am
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| Opptatt med things»
| Busy with things »
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| Pluss at weeden her er lilla, den ser ut
| Plus the weed here is purple, it looks
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| Som Tinky Winky
| Som Tinky Winky
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| Er det så rart jeg henger ut fortsatt, i
| Is it so weird I'm still hanging out, in
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| Mean
| Mean
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| Jeg er redd, jeg innrømmer det
| I'm scared, I admit it
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| Jeg vil ikke se filmen om mitt liv i reprise på
| I do not want to watch the movie about my life in replay
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| TV3
| TV3
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| Eller rett på DVD, men hei
| Or straight to DVD, but hey
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| Alle elsket meg som Karsten og som han i
| Everyone loved me as Karsten and as he in
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| AF1
| AF1
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| I really thought you were amazing in your
| I really thought you were amazing in your
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| Latest movie role
| Latest movie role
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| Sa jeg til en dude, for jeg visste han hadde
| I said to a dude, because I knew he had
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| Blow
| Blow
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| You seem really cool bro, how long are
| You seem really cool bro, how long are
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| You in town
| You in town
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| Jeg bare «god knows, guess I’ll see you
| I just «god knows, guess I’ll see you
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| Guys around»
| Guys around »
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| Gotta go, I gotta raise some hell
| Gotta go, I gotta raise some hell
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| Feste med it-jenter, sørge for å kiss and
| Party with IT girls, make sure to kiss and
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| Tell
| Tell
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| Spise østers med de og really get out of
| Eat oysters with them and really get out of
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| My shell
| My shell
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| Kun for i kveld
| Only for tonight
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| Må get the money tommorow
| Must get the money tommorow
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| Pappen min heter ikke Vipps Kartel, bro
| My dad's name is not Vipps Kartel, bro
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| I’m kind of a big deal back in Norway, like
| I’m kind of a big deal back in Norway, like
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| Forreal
| Forreal
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| Du vet Norwegian Grammies?
| You know Norwegian Grammies?
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| I think I’m up to like three of those
| I think I’m up to like three of those
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| Selling out solo shows, get the flus
| Selling out solo shows, get the flus
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| Jeg er faktisk millionær, counting in
| I'm actually a millionaire, counting in
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| Norwegian crowns
| Norwegian crowns
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| Jeg er redd, jeg innrømmer det
| I'm scared, I admit it
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| Jeg vil ikke se filmen om mitt liv i reprise på
| I do not want to watch the movie about my life in replay
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| TV3
| TV3
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| Eller straight to DVD, men hei
| Or straight to DVD, but hey
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| Alle elsket meg som Hubert og som han i
| Everyone loved me as Hubert and as he in
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| AF1 | AF1 |