| Oy, what a knight!
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| Gather 'round you peasants!
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| Look who’s graced us with his presence!
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| What a hero!
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| What a mensch!
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| Oy, what a knight!
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| Plus the kid’s on fire
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| With a farkakte squire!
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| And a little shiksa wench!
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| Oy, what a knight!
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| God, is he to die for
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| Any girl would give an eye for
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| Such a hunk of kosher meat!
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| Oy, what a knight!
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| Handsome and a charmer!
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| Is it true that 'neath that armor—
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| Shh, he likes to be discreet
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| Speaking as his rabbi
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| Why am I not surprised?
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| Our Sidney is the knight who put
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| The «sir» in «circumcised»!
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| Oy, what a knight!
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| So how’s the business going?
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| You know, jousting, tally-ho-ing
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| Saving damsels in distress
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| (Oy, what a knight!)
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| Oh, did I mention slaying?
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| I did lots of it, just saying
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| : That’s our Sidney, the success!
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| : Hey!
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| What a gorgeous family
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| Your Sid can do no wrong
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| Who knew he came from such a lovely home?
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| Of course, I’ll be converting
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| So I’m sure we’ll get along
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| : Honey, please, you had me at «shalom»!
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| : Oy, what a squire!
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| So tell us 'bout Sir Sidney
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| : No
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| : He saved your life once, didn’t he?
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| : No
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| : So twice?
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| : No
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| : Thrice? |
| Do share
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| Oy, what a knight!
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| Oy, what a didle, deedle, daidle!
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| He’s our hero!
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| He’s my idol!
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| He’s adored by one and all!
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| : You guys!
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| : And so, tonight to honor our crusader
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| You are all invited later
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| : To our fancy-shmancy ball!
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| Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy
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| Oy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy!
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| Oy, what a knight!
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| Oy, what a knight! |
| Hey! |