Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Jackass in a Can, artist - Cast of Galavant. Album song «Галавант», in the genre Музыка из сериаловDate of issue: 01.06.2017
Record label: Hollywood
Song language: English
Jackass in a Can |
| Well, another party for the fancy folk that get to bathe once a month. |
| Oh, that reminds me: Did you hear about the knight that got off his high horse? |
| No |
| Me neither! |
| Knights suck |
| They’re not all that bad are they? |
| Sure, they are |
| Worse even |
| Your average knight in armor, he’s utterly the pits |
| His ego’s so humungous, his helmet barely fits |
| He wears two tons of padding and thinks he’s quite the man |
| He’s nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can |
| A jackass in a can |
| There’s nothing worser than |
| Some high and mighty jackass in a can |
| (All spit in their cups) |
| (spoken) |
| My master hasn’t had a sip of his port without my spit in it in years. |
| I got him cravin' it now. |
| I gave him two months without it, he said it didn’t |
| taste right |
| So, what about your knight? |
| Is he as bad as ours? |
| Uh, yeah, sure |
| There’s all that fame and glory |
| The smell, though? |
| Not so great |
| And then those big, long lances |
| Yeah, to overcompensate |
| The glamor and swagger |
| Yeah, I’m not really a fan |
| He’s quite-- |
| A major dillweed? |
| In a fancy metal can |
| A dillweed in a can |
| There’s nothing lamer than |
| A condescending dillweed in a can |
| And who does all the planning |
| Yeah, and who does all the work |
| True |
| Who gets no vacation |
| Not one pay raise, not one perk |
| Good point |
| Whose third rate insurance comes without a dental plan |
| Your average, humble squire |
| And not the meathead in the can |
| That jerkface in a can |
| There’s nothing sadder than |
| Some over muscled, chauvinistic |
| Self indulgent, egotistic |
| Stingy, prissy, narcississy |
| Jackass in a can! |
| Oh, my God. |
| That’s me |