
Date of issue: 01.06.2017
Record label: Hollywood
Song language: English
Jackass in a Can |
Well, another party for the fancy folk that get to bathe once a month. |
Oh, that reminds me: Did you hear about the knight that got off his high horse? |
No |
Me neither! |
Knights suck |
They’re not all that bad are they? |
Sure, they are |
Worse even |
Your average knight in armor, he’s utterly the pits |
His ego’s so humungous, his helmet barely fits |
He wears two tons of padding and thinks he’s quite the man |
He’s nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can |
A jackass in a can |
There’s nothing worser than |
Some high and mighty jackass in a can |
(All spit in their cups) |
(spoken) |
My master hasn’t had a sip of his port without my spit in it in years. |
I got him cravin' it now. |
I gave him two months without it, he said it didn’t |
taste right |
So, what about your knight? |
Is he as bad as ours? |
Uh, yeah, sure |
There’s all that fame and glory |
The smell, though? |
Not so great |
And then those big, long lances |
Yeah, to overcompensate |
The glamor and swagger |
Yeah, I’m not really a fan |
He’s quite-- |
A major dillweed? |
In a fancy metal can |
A dillweed in a can |
There’s nothing lamer than |
A condescending dillweed in a can |
And who does all the planning |
Yeah, and who does all the work |
True |
Who gets no vacation |
Not one pay raise, not one perk |
Good point |
Whose third rate insurance comes without a dental plan |
Your average, humble squire |
And not the meathead in the can |
That jerkface in a can |
There’s nothing sadder than |
Some over muscled, chauvinistic |
Self indulgent, egotistic |
Stingy, prissy, narcississy |
Jackass in a can! |
Oh, my God. |
That’s me |
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