
Date of issue: 01.06.2017
Record label: Hollywood
Song language: English
If I Could Share My Life With You |
CHEF |
If I could share my life with you |
Just think how happy we’d be We’d share a hovel built for two |
Complete with vermin for three |
We could while away each hopeless day |
Comparing open sores |
Yes, life would blow |
But much less though |
If I could share mine with yours |
GWEN |
If I could share my life with you |
CHEF |
Admit it, it would be nice |
GWEN |
We’d share one cot |
One chamber pot |
CHEF |
Plus trench mouth, tapeworms, and lice! |
We would have a dozen kids |
GWEN |
And maybe one won’t die |
CHEF |
And the plague |
GWEN |
The runs |
CHEF |
Invading huns |
BOTH |
Just think how time would fly |
If you could share your life with me |
I’ll cherish every foul breath |
GWEN |
The filth |
CHEF |
The rot |
GWEN |
The leprosy |
BOTH |
The painful lingering death |
Thank the lord our life expectancy is merely thirty-two |
GWEN |
Yeah it might be sweet misery |
BOTH |
To share what’s left with you |
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