
Date of issue: 01.06.2017
Record label: Hollywood
Song language: English
A Happy Ending for Us |
On that you can depend |
So obviously for you and me |
There’s only one way this can end |
Let’s see: appetizers, salads… aha! |
Let’s spike the soup with some arsenic |
What? |
Just a few droplets like thus |
Serve and each blue blood will die as they spew blood |
A happy ending for us |
Gosh! |
How 'bout a pie full of cyanide? |
Can you imagine the fuss? |
Cramps, diarrhea, convulsions |
Then see ya! |
A happy ending for us |
Picture that great big pool of puke and stool |
A happy ending for us |
I could fry up some heirloom toadstools with a little hemlock vinaigrette |
Ooh! |
What? |
If they survive to the entree… |
Go on… |
Strychnine can be your best friend |
Nice! |
Poison the meat first, they’ll leave the hall feet first |
A perfect fairy tale end |
Tra-la-la-la-la! |
How 'bout a tray of bad shellfish? |
Yes! |
Ooh! |
Chicken delicious served rare |
A tartare! |
Choose any toxin then toss the whole box in |
Voila! |
They’re gasping for air! |
Oh how they’ll heave and spurt and for desert do things too gross to discuss |
And they will claw and choke 'til all of them croak |
A lovely ending |
A storybook ending |
A happy ending for us |
What do you say? |
I better get cooking |
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