
Date of issue: 16.12.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
WDIDLN? |
I moved to Hollywood recently from Boston, where I grew up, and I heard about |
these wild Hollywood party nights that they had |
I didn’t think they were true, until I moved to Hollywood and started having |
them |
This a song about a crazy night I had a couple of months ago. |
It’s called «What Did I Do Last Night?» |
Yeah |
(Yeah, yeah) |
What the fuck did I do last night? |
I cried myself to sleep! |
It was a good one |
I like the word poop! |
Sorry! |
Yeah, we’re getting edgy |
I like the word poop, because when you say the word 'poop,' your mouth makes |
the same motion your butthole does when it poops! |
Poooop! |
Not my best. |
Probably my worst |
When did my mom first describe gay sex to me? |
Good question, I was 8 years old… |
I have a joke for that |
I was 8 years old |
She sat me down at the dinner table, she was very mature about it |
She said, «You know your father and I love each other.» |
I said, «Of course. |
You and dad love each other more than anyone in the world |
could possibly love each other.» |
She said, «Well two men can love each other in the exact same way your father |
and I love each other.» |
She said, «What happens when two men love each other like that? |
What they do is they take off their clothes… |
They get in the bed… |
And they SHIT ON THE BIBLE!» |
So I don’t really talk to her anymore |
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