Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song New Math, artist - Bo Burnham. Date of issue: 09.09.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
New Math |
| What’s a pirate minus the ship? |
| Just a creative homeless guy. |
| And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? |
| An ironic way to die. |
| And what’s domain domain range? |
| A kid with too much in his pants |
| And two balls, minus one |
| Six/Seven titles at the Tour de France |
| Cancer/Gets worse… |
| Yo, split a decision with long division |
| Take the circumference of your circumcision. |
| Live like your data, when you’re all set, |
| Put it all together, and whatever you get |
| It’s New Math |
| It’s New Math |
| And what’s a bag of chips divided by five? |
| Well, that’s a Nike worker’s meal. |
| And Santa Claus multiplied by i |
| Well, I guess that makes him real. |
| And the square root of the NBA |
| Is Africa in a box. |
| How do you trace a scatter plot? |
| You give the pencil to Michael J. Fox. |
| Whatever |
| Take the approximate moral proportion |
| Of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion |
| Live like your data, when you’re all set, |
| Put it all together, and whatever you get |
| It’s New, it’s New, it’s New, it’s New, it’s New Math |
| And if you took a factor tree |
| Of the factors that caused my girl to leave me |
| You’d have a tree |
| Full of Asian porn. |
| Mathematical minds make industrial smog |
| What’s the opposite of ln (x) |
| Duraflame the unnatural log |
| Support the farmers with a pro-tractor |
| Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common factor |
| Live like your data, and when you’re all set |
| Put it all together and whatever you get |
| It’s New, it’s New, it’s New, |
| All right, word problems, ready? |
| If there’s a fat guy in a pastry shop |
| With a $ 20 bill and he’s ready to buy |
| In order to predict his volume change |
| You’ll need to know the value of Pi |
| And there’s a metal train that’s a mile long |
| And at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her |
| How long 'til it reaches and kills the driver |
| Provided that he is a good conductor |
| And if 10% of men are gay |
| 20% of men are Chinese |
| What are the odds that a man chosen at random |
| Spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees? |
| And if Kim is half as old as Bobby |
| Who is two years older than 12 year old Tori |
| For how many more 30 day months |
| Will their threesomes be considered statutory rape? |
| 'Cause math can be sexy |
| 'Cause having sex is like quadratic expansion, |
| If it can’t be split then it’s time to stop |
| And having sex is like doing fractions |
| It’s improper for the larger one to be on top |
| Having sex is like math homework |
| I do it best when I’m alone in my bed |
| And squaring numbers are just like women |
| If they’re under 13 just do them in your head. |
| It’s New Math |