Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song #deep , by - Bo Burnham. Release date: 16.12.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
#deep |
| This song’s about how deep I am |
| I’m pretty fucking deep, guys |
| So deep that I named this song «Hashtag Deep» |
| Have you ever stopped |
| To watch a bluebird drop |
| From a tree and take to the air? |
| Me neither |
| Have you ever took time |
| Out to finish a rhyme |
| But the right words just weren’t there? |
| Meat cleaver |
| The people in my life are like grains of sand |
| 'Cause they stick together often near my butt hole |
| If life is an ocean, |
| I am a deep and handsome fish |
| A fish that’s drowning |
| If the artistic process is a birth canal |
| Then I am a freshly jellied kid |
| Come witness my crowning |
| These thoughts of mine |
| Must be a sign that I’m… |
| Hashtag deep |
| If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? |
| Probably not. |
| Have you ever accidentally peed |
| On the toilet seat |
| Instead of on your girlfriend’s face? |
| Me neither. |
| Me neither! |
| Have you ever wrote |
| A song note for note |
| And not a single note was out of place? |
| Duh |
| Hold on. |
| Have you ever taken a side of bacon and jacked off watching babe? |
| Me neither! |
| Me neither! |
| Have you ever seen a girl on Halloween that looks like she’s dressed for a rape? |
| Yes, not her fault though you sick fucks |
| The people in my life are like blades of grass. |
| How? |
| 'Cause they’re all so grounded |
| But at least grass stays away from my butthole! |
| Art is a harlot |
| And I am her sassy urban friend |
| Mmm, bitch, why you being so selfish? |
| If momma is right and the world is my oyster |
| Then I must have an allergy to shellfish |
| You don’t know |
| How could you know? |
| If life makes you wish you were dead |
| Just put on a good movie, then promptly put a bullet in your head |
| Spend forever asleep, 'cause life pales in comparison to living the dream |
| Hashtag deep |