| You got a body and I got a body and
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| When we get our bodies together mama, we partyin'
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| Reproducin' to keep it movin'
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| Doin' our bit for evolution
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| You got a body and I got a body and
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| They differ —
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| mine’ll probably fall apart quicker
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| I’m talkin' ten years not ten seconds
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| You and me baby, all the way to senescence
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| I just wanna be an aging B-Boy
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| Live long and prosper,
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| Leonard Nemoy
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| When it comes to longevity we’re killin' it
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| Life span longer than a Asian elephant
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| Chimps get jealous at us, their close relatives
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| We live like twenty years longer,
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| deal with it
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| If you look elsewhere though,
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| we’re dead frail
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| I want two hundred years like a bowhead whale!
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| Aging and senescence aren’t the same thing
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| Aging is time passing,
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| that’s a great thing
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| But senescence is bio-degrading
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| Sucks to be a mayfly on the day of mating
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| Time’s wasting,
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| evolution tracks it
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| Never puts all its eggs in one basket
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| Longer life is better when predators are scarce
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| ‘Cause you can invest in care
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| But when the dangers of death surround you |
| Reproduce faster when hazards hound you
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| This is how our bodies got built
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| To achieve just one thing,
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| and it’s not health
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| You got a body and I got a body and
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| When we get our bodies together mama, we partyin'
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| Reproducin' to keep it movin'
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| Doin' our bit for evolution
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| You got a body and I got a body and
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| They differ —
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| mine’ll probably fall apart quicker
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| I’m talkin' ten years not ten seconds
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| You and me baby,
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| all the way to senescence
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| I love your body mama, it’s hella fine
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| Even if it’s kind of unintelligently designed
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| Even if it’s chock full of flaws,
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| you’re workin' it
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| Let’s be flawed together,
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| like other vertebrates
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| You’re hot,
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| even with your blind spot
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| Even with your optic nerve tryin' to block
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| Your retina,
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| that collection of blood vessels is odd
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| You’re hot,
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| but you’re no cephalopod
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| You’re flawed,
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| but I’m so flawed too
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| My throat is designed so I choke on food
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| The principle should be blatantly obvious
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| Don’t put the trachea in front of the esophagus!
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| You can see why that’s quite senseless
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| Passing every bite over your windpipe’s entrance |
| But these bodies never had a blueprint
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| Just generations and generations of evolution
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| Perfection of design,
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| that’s irrelevant
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| We take what we can from our past development
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| Even if it leaves us vulnerable
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| So here’s what I wanna do before we gotta go…
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| You got a body and I got a body and
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| When we get our bodies together mama, we partyin'
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| Reproducin' to keep it movin'
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| Doin' our bit for evolution
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| You got a body and I got a body and
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| They differ —
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| mine’ll probably fall apart quicker
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| I’m talkin' ten years not ten seconds
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| You and me baby,
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| all the way to senescence
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| Why don’t our bodies regenerate better?
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| And stretch out the lifespan like a tape measure?
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| Why would evolution let us deteriorate
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| And shape us into physically inferior apes?
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| In old age, pulmonary disease
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| Cancer, cardiovascular, diabetes
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| Neurodegeneration, heebie jeebies
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| Can I get some extra time if I eat my wheaties?
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| Or at least an explanation
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| That might help us one day to treat patients?
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| Here’s how George Williams might approach it
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| Genes are antagonistically pleiotropic |
| Their effects are quite various
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| Some are beneficial and some are deleterious
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| But if a mutation conveys a benefit
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| Early in life, but then messes up the rest of it
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| Helps an organism reproduce,
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| and later brings on the death of it,
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| natural selection will select for it
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| And that’s how senescence got built in
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| To our genome, now, speaking of children…
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| You got a body and I got a body and
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| When we get our bodies together mama, we partyin'
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| Reproducin' to keep it movin'
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| Doin' our bit for evolution
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| You got a body and I got a body and
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| They differ —
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| mine’ll probably fall apart quicker
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| I’m talkin' ten years not ten seconds
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| You and me baby, all the way to senescence |