Lyrics Natural Selection - Baba Brinkman

Natural Selection

«Whoever is lead to believe that species are mutable, will do good service by
conscientiously expressing his conviction, for only thus can the load of
prejudice by which this subject is overwhelmed, be removed.»
Charles Darwin, Origin of Species
So what-ch-you know about Natural Selection?
Go ahead
And ask a question and see where the answer gets you
Try bein' passive aggressive or try smashin' heads in
And see which tactic brings your plans to fruition
And if you have an explanation in mind, then you’re
Wastin' your time, ‘cause the best watchmaker is blind
It takes a certain base kind of impatient mind
To explain away nature with «intelligent design»
But the truth shall set you free
From those useless superstitious beliefs
In a literal Adam and Eve, and that Edenic myth
‘Cause their family tree is showin' some genetic drift
Take it from this bald-headed non-celibate monk
With the lyrical equivalent of an elephant’s trunk
It’s time to elevate your mind-state
And celebrate your kinship with the primates
The weak and the strong, who got it goin' on?
We lived in the dark for so long
The weak and the strong, Darwin got it goin' on
Creationism is dead wrong
«The view which most naturalists entertain… namely that each species has been
independently created, is erroneous.»
Charles Darwin, Origin of Species
Okay, it’s time to reveal my identity
I’m the manifestation of tens of millions
Of centuries of sexual selection, best believe
I’m the best of the best of the best of the best
Of generations of competitive pressure genetically
But don’t get upset, ‘cause we’ve got the same pedigree
You and I will find a common ancestor eventually
If we rewind geological time regressively
And I could say the same for this hibiscus tree
And this lizard and this flea and this sesame seed
And if you still disbelieve in what your senses perceive
Then I could even use this rhyme as a remedy
‘Cause there’s so much variation in the styles in this industry
And differential survival when the people listening
Decide what they’re into and what really isn’t interesting
You could thrive like Timberlake on a Timberland beat
Or go extinct like Vanilla Ice and N’Sync
It’s survival of the fittest, but fitness is a tricky thing
It changes from place to place and from winter to spring
But the real question in this social-scientific simile
Is heredity, whether we inherit our techniques
From our predecessors, or invent them independently
But then we’re talkin' memes and that’s a different thing
Richard Dawkins can I get a proper definition please?
The weak and the strong, who got it goin' on?
We lived in the dark for so long
The weak and the strong, Darwin got it goin' on
Creationism is dead wrong
The weak and the strong, who got it goin' on?
Whoever leaves the most spawn
The weak and the strong, Darwin got it goin' on
Creationism is… erroneous
I hear some people complain, like «I don’t wanna be an ape!
I never came from monkey DNA!
I believe God made me in a day — Jesus saves!»
Or maybe God uses evolution when He creates?!
Either way, nothing as advanced
And beautiful and intricate as the cosmic dance
Of evolution could possibly happen by chance
We must’ve descended from quadrupeds because of God’s plans!
Stop that — Darwin’s actual theory is
Not chance, and if you think it is you’re delirious
In the non-random survival of random variants
Over time, chance is insufficient but necessary
So intelligent design is impossible
Unless that intelligence is a product of the whole
Such as your own — there’s no God in control
If higher complexity always evolves from low
So let it go!
We came from the war of nature
From struggles among fighters, feeders, and fornicators
And we’re nothing but genetic storage containers
And so what?
Fuck it, I’m done with you Darwin-haters
The weak and the strong, who got it goin' on
We lived in the dark for so long
The weak and the strong, Darwin got it goin' on
Creationism is dead wrong
The weak and the strong, who got it goin' on?
Whoever leaves the most spawn
The weak and the strong, Darwin got it goin' on
Creationism is dead wrong