| Religions, replicating is their expertise
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| They’re infectious, people are the vectors
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| Spreading contagious information
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| Integrating it into their mental matrix
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| A child gets indoctrinated
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| Skepticism hasn’t developed yet to inoculate it
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| And the parents believe in a deity
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| Or several deities, yeah, demons and angel seem
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| As real the postman, they believe in them faithfully
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| Even if other people see them as make believe
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| The details tend to be ridiculous
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| Extra credit for those who really stick with it
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| Virus of the mind, if that’s what religion is
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| The effects of it are predicted to be negative
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| A burden, a waste, a regrettable detriment
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| No evolutionary benefit
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| It’s just a delusion
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| The feelin' I get is incredible no one tell me it isn’t amazing
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| You’re suffering confusion
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| Are you really thinkin' that you’re gonna take it away from me by explaining?
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| It’s just a delusion
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| The feelin' I get is incredible no one tell me it isn’t amazing
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| You’re suffering from
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| Are you really thinkin' that you’re gonna take it away from me by explaining? |
| Religions, some people think they’re viruses
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| Why else would someone commit suicide for it?
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| Are you tryin' to get a ticket to the paradise party
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| With a kamikaze jihadi bomb on your body?
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| Well a ticket to oblivion is all it’s really givin' you
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| Are you infected with a liver fluke?
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| It’s lookin' like toxoplasmosis
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| A parasite that infects cats and rodents
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| And the rodent’s brain gets some rewiring
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| So they’re suddenly attracted to the felines, shwing!
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| Good for the parasite, bad for the host
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| Spread it like the holy ghost
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| A virus of the mind, if that’s what religion is
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| The effects of it are predicted to be negative
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| A burden, a waste, a regrettable detriment
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| No evolutionary benefit
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| It’s just a delusion
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| The feelin' I get is incredible no one tell me it isn’t amazing
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| You’re suffering confusion
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| Are you really thinkin' that you’re gonna take it away from me by explaining?
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| It’s just a delusion
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| The feelin' I get is incredible no one tell me it isn’t amazing
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| You’re suffering from
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| Are you really thinkin' that you’re gonna take it away from me by explaining? |
| Religion, is it good for us or bad for us?
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| Costs and benefits, get the ledger and add them up
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| If it’s like a virus, the carriers are vexed
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| With nothin' but negative deleterious effects
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| Or maybe it hitchhikes instead of hijacks us
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| Benign like the mites that live in your eyelashes
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| Or it could be beneficial like commensal
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| Bacteria, makin' digestion less difficult
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| If it’s mostly bad for people most of the time
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| Well then it’s gotta be a virus of the mind
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| But if you find evolutionary benefits
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| Sufficient to offset the negatives
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| Well then it fails in a test of evidence
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| And virus of the mind theory isn’t the best fit
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| You wanna measure evolutionary benefits?
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| Just count the surviving grandkids
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| It’s just a delusion
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| Virus of the mind
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| You’re suffering confusion
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| It can’t be right
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| It’s just a delusion
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| Have you seen religious people?
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| You’re suffering from
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| Look at their family size!
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| It’s just a delusion
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| Virus of the mind
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| You’re suffering confusion
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| Virus of the mind
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| It’s just a delusion
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| Virus of the mind |
| You’re suffering from |