| First of all, I wanna thank god,
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| For blessing me to win this award
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| And for the fans who got my back,
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| I love y’all, and I thank god for that
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| You wouldn’t believe what I had to go through
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| To get here, so let me show you
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| I came from difficult circumstances,
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| And that affects a person’s chances
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| I was really good at school,
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| Straight A student, I played by the rules
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| My white middle class parents
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| Are still married,
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| I never had a therapist
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| I never really committed crimes
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| I mean, I sold a bit of weed sometimes
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| For pocket money in university
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| But at twenty one I got my first degree
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| At twenty four got my masters,
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| And ever since then I made a living as a rapper
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| Twelve years no day job
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| Hence my unshakable faith in god
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| I mean, talk about a underdog
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| A middle class, caucasian rapper,
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| what are the odds?
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| I would’ve thought Macklemore would have that on lock
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| For sure, but I guess not
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| ‘Cause somehow I rap for a living
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| The lord is generous and forgiving
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| I ain’t even have the X-Factor
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| Least likely to make it as a rapper |
| And I rap about science
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| You can’t explain that without divine guidance
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| So I dedicate this award
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| To the lord
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| Everything happens for a reason
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| It’s all about what you believe in
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| And if you got a grievance
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| The lord works via mysterious events
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| Everything happens for a reason
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| It’s all about what you believe in
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| And if you didn’t win
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| Well, the lord is mysterious
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| Actually, I’m a atheist
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| It’s in my nature to take the piss
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| Just take «the lord» as a metaphor
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| For the audience I’m tryin' to get on board
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| It sometimes seems kinda random
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| My phantom powers convert you to fandom
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| So I gotta thank Darwin
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| He can’t hear this or strike a bargain
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| But at least he gave us a framework
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| To understand how the brain works
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| A person is an intentional agent
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| With diverse mental representations
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| We got a brain like a smoke detector
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| Hyper-vigilant architecture
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| It goes off when there’s no agents around
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| Just in case, is that a face in the clouds?
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| You can’t take it for randomness
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| Cause if someone is there, that’s a chance you’ll miss |
| A chance to trade, a chance to mate
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| A chance to escape
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| But if nobody’s there, and you feel like there’s gotta be
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| Well, that’s religiosity
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| We feel this automatic attitude
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| An evolved emotion called «gratitude»
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| You can use it to recruit assistance
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| But it leads to superstitions
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| ‘Cause sometimes you gotta give thanks
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| But to who? |
| I’m drawin' blanks
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| So I’ll thank this audience listening
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| For supporting rap with authenticity
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| And I dedicate this award
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| To the lord
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| Everything happens for a reason
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| It’s all about what you believe in
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| And if you got a grievance
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| The lord works via mysterious events
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| Everything happens for a reason
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| It’s all about what you believe in
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| And if you didn’t win
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| Well, the lord is mysterious |