| So, when I first start writing these evolution raps, about six months ago,
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| Some of the early drafts, they sounded kinda like this:
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| «Yo, yo, the Origin of Species
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| Ain’t no feces, dawg, believe me…»
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| And that’s all I could think of
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| So then I thought, this needs to be re-written
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| And sometimes people ask: «How does your show get written?»
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| Like this: performance, feedback, revision
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| And how do I generally develop my lyricism?
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| Like this: performance, feedback, revision
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| And how do human beings ever learn to do anything?
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| Like this: performance, feedback, revision
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| And evolution is really an algorithm that goes
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| Like this: performance, feedback, revision
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| So the genetic code of every living thing was written.
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| Like this: performance, feedback, revision
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| See, the genes are like a text with a thousand pages.
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| And revision occurs in the random changes
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| That come from mutations, and when they see the light
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| That’s the performance, that’s the phenotype
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| And natural selection is the feedback side
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| That’s about who survives and whose genes catch rides |
| In the next generation, yes, what I’m saying
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| Is that a rap performance like this is the best illustration
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| Of the way descent with modification works
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| 'Cause the performance is necessary to change the words
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| A reconstruction of ambulocetus the 'walking whale'.
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| To decide which have an impact and which to send back
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| To the drawing board, in fact I just did that
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| When you failed to react, 'cause any line can change
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| And mutations occur when I improvise on stage
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| 'Cause up until this moment, everything I said was off the page.
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| But now it’s time for me to switch to freestyle, yeah, random speeches
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| Charles Darwin was right, you could examine his thesis
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| Even though creationists are always trying to smash it to pieces
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| Evo devo people found for it up in an animal’s fetus.
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| And archaeologists found evidence for it up in ambulocetus
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| Yeah, that’s the bones they found of a walking whale.
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| I’m kinda cocky with my tales, plus I see evidence for evolution
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| Everytime I talk to females; |
| You can see it in their eyes |
| The way they sparkle, with my vocabulary
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| Plus they’re kind of impressed that I rap on the Tales of Canterbury
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| So when I talk to my ancestors in my sleep, I’m like «Thank you very
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| Much!» |
| 'Cause you gave me the skills to leave mad descendants
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| Yes, creationists are mad pretentious; |
| I’m just tryin' to smash these sentences
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| I’m tryin' to dispel all creationist myths like I was Daniel Dennett
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| Because I think religion is pretty much just an anaesthetic
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| But I’m gonna have to take it to that place, and rap frickin' awesome
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| Yes, you know I’m tryin' to be the Hip-hop version of Richard Dawkins
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| Even though his attitude can sometimes be a little pompous
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| I think his powers of logic are frickin' awesome
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| Plus he’s dealin' with the central problem of modern life
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| It’s belief in reason versus passive belief in an afterlife
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| Which leads to things like animal and human sacrifice
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| Yeah, I’m tryin to come through kinda shifty
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| Like I was a purse-snatcher; |
| you can call me the word-master
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| Most rappers next to me kinda look like Homo ergaster |
| Or Homo erectus I’m just tryin' to use Darwin
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| To get a total perspective that’s right, that’s how I rip it up
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| Creationists are trippin' up; |
| yes, I’m tryin' to take it back
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| To the days of Australopithecus, you could try to follow me
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| But first you’d better study human nature and base it
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| On primatology; |
| otherwise it won’t be very worthy
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| Just ask Ms Sarah Hrdy; |
| yes, she had some theories
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| That she tried to give to all of us, yes, I’m tryin' to abolish
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| All the creationist non-knowledge, and show them evidence
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| Like the bones of Tiktaalik; |
| yes, this is how I’m just
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| Tryin' to represent it for my fam; |
| I learned about my origins
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| Up in the Descent of Man
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| And that’s how my show gets written and re-written
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| Like this: performance, feedback, revision
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| And anyone can use this algorithm to learn anything
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| Like this: performance, feedback, revision
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| But remember, you get the feedback, and you make the decision
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| Like this: performance, feedback, revision
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| You wanna know about evolution? |
| This is the definition
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| Like this: performance, feedback, revision |