| Well, some people get it from eating
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| And other people get it from breeding
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| Well I can get a thrill from these things
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| But I can even get it from…
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| I got some nasty reading habits, some Breaking Bad
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| Season finale reading habits
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| I’m speed addict-needy when I’m fiending for chapters
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| In a Million Little Pieces, but in my case, it really happens!
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| I gotta feed this savage beast, indeed
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| They should call this «The Nymphomatic EP»
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| Cause I’m seekin' affiliates, ideas gettin' busy
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| From Ed Wilson to Matt Ridley, reachin' Consilience
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| The unification of knowledge is my policy
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| Jared Diamond put me up onto biogeography
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| Guns, Germs, and Steel, real history following
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| A little bit too complicated for Mitt Romney
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| No apology, I read myself to sleep
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| Richard Dawkins hit me with the selfish gene
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| But if my genes are predicted to breed selfishly
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| Then why do I keep more books than females with me?
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| Why I got my face stuck in The Blank Slate?
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| Tell me Stephen Pinker, is this helpin' me get laid?
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| Or is it cheesecake? |
| All I want is a taste |
| Of knowledge, like a moth to a flame…
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| Well, some people get it from eating
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| And other people get from breeding
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| Well I can get a thrill from these things
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| But I can even get it from reading
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| From reading?
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| From reading
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| I can even get it from reading
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| Cause I need it
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| I need it so bad
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| This need to read, it needs to get explained
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| It supersedes my need to breed, that’s pretty strange
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| Why should I be more concerned with getting brains
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| Than… getting brains? |
| Let’s model it with a steady state
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| Population of agents with nerdy people
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| And flirty people and worthy people and people who are deceitful
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| And every generation sees a change in the ratio
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| Based on who survives and where the matings go
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| Some want the virtuous and some want the villainous
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| And some are attracted to the flirty dumb ditzy-ness
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| But when the chips are down and someone’s gonna get
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| The short end of it, you’ll see the «dork benefit»
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| I’m talkin' about environmental context
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| That gives the content of your brain a strong test
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| And those who pass the test get the conquest |
| Of the resources, a cleverness contest
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| I gotta get prepped, so I’m on to the next tome
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| And that’s why I’m less than sex-prone. |
| I’m obsessed
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| With game theory and how it affects thrones
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| Cause a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone
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| Well, some people get it from eating
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| And other people get from breeding
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| Well I can get a thrill from these things
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| But I can even get it from reading
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| From reading?
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| From reading
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| I can even get it from reading
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| Cause I need it
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| I need it so bad |