| Don’t call it a remix, nah, call it a re-enactment
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| I’ll teach you how to adapt, from amoebas to rappers
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| Just open The Origin of Species and read its chapters
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| And study up on the impact of people’s actions
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| On farm animals, ducks, cows, dogs
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| Pigeons, horses, and domestic crops
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| They had wild ancestors, but somehow they went soft
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| Kinda like underground rappers goin' pop
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| It’s all good, right? |
| One hand washes the other
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| We protect the cow, and the cow offers the udder
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| And that’s how we get a mouthful of butter
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| But in the wild, that cow is not gonna cut it
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| See, there’s nothing artificial about domestication
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| Ant colonies keep domestic aphids
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| It’s still selection, just with a different selecting agent
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| But you can’t always predict the best arrangement
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| For instance, humans domesticated black-eyed peas
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| In West Africa around 7,000 BC
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| And now they got millions of mouths to feed
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| While their wild cousins just watch from the weeds
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| Too many MCs not enough mics
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| How many MCs wannabe MCs
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| Too many MCs
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| You play it in your system every night |
| Too many MCs
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| How many MCs Wannabe MCs
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| Never be MCs
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| Every woman and man wanna MC
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| You play it in your system every night
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| There’s no intentional direction to the selection in nature
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| It just patiently collects all the best variations
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| And eventually species differentiate
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| But it’s open-ended, there’s no definite destination
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| And sometimes there’s none in domestication either
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| You’re just listenin' to my raps trapped in your speakers
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| But if enough people just like you plant my seed
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| Shit, you might turn me into a black eyed pea
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| You’re like ancient breeders, rearranging the features
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| Of a species of sheep or increasing the sweetness
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| Of your peaches every season, when you choose to seed it
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| Or to feed it or to breed it or to weed it out and delete it
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| ‘Cause you just don’t see it as needed, the preferences in question
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| Could be for bigger chicken breasts or whippets with a thinner mid-section
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| Or it could just be an inner predilection to pick the best in
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| Any mixed collection, that’s artificial selection |
| You’re a farmer, that’s how it is, you can’t opt out of it
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| You have no choice but to make choices, you’re helpless
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| It’s cause time itself is limited, it’s not selfish
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| It’s just the rap version of the Doctrine of Malthus
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| Too many MCs not enough mics
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| How many MCs wannabe MCs
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| Too many MCs
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| You play it in your system every night
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| Too many MCs
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| How many MCs Wannabe MCs
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| Never be MCs
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| Every woman and man wanna MC
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| You play it in your system every night
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| Okay, so maybe it isn’t all unconscious
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| Survival in rap is a non-random process
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| ‘Cause those who get massive responses, influence
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| Those who aspire to get massive responses
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| So if you say I sound like an Eminem rip-off
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| Then I’ll probably get pissed off and start flipping you off
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| And grabbing my crotch and acting obnoxious
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| And screaming «Fuck that, dawg, that’s preposterous!»
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| That’s right, I’m serious, I deny my inheritance
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| I invented myself from scratch like I’m parentless
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| So don’t let yourself get caught up in mere appearances
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| This isn’t just «imitation modified by experience» |
| Nah, I could never be one of the black eyed peas
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| ‘Cause I don’t imitate black guys, please
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| I imitate white guys who imitate black guys who lack IDs
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| ‘Cause they’re imitations too, that’s my steez
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| I’m keepin' it real, yeah, I’m innovating
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| My Darwinism keeps the bullshit disintegrating
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| You want authenticity? |
| Well, this is it, baby
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| All it takes is ignorance of who you’re imitating |