Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Tor Kraft, artist - Ylvis. Album song Stories From Norway: The Diving Tower, in the genre СаундтрекиDate of issue: 19.02.2018
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
Tor Kraft |
| Shut up and listen, I will show you how it’s done |
| The process with your diving board has already begun |
| I can already tell that you’re thinking too small |
| You need to build big or build nothing at all! |
| I know it’s not politically correct to say |
| But diving boards are tiny and well, kind of gay |
| I won’t hear another word about this diving board crap |
| Let’s build something huge that puts Hamar on the Map! |
| He’s the man who makes it bigger |
| Tor can make it stronger |
| Everything is better with Kraft |
| He will use his power |
| Maximize the tower — Tor Kraft! |
| Priscilla? |
| Cup of coffee |
| No, the small one |
| The small one! |
| Thank you! |
| You see, everything looks better If you maximize |
| If you like it, then imagine it twice the size! |
| Let’s multiply and magnify and double by ten |
| And then triple and quadruple it again and again |
| For location, I’m thinking in the middle of the lake |
| Pointless and expensive and hard to make |
| Then we add a bridge built with floating cement |
| And then we scale it up 500 percent! |
| He’s the man who makes it bigger |
| Tor can make it stronger |
| Everything is better with Kraft |
| Watch him use his power |
| To maximize the tower — Tor Kraft! |
| Quiet when he’s etching |
| Silent when he’s sketching |
| Genius at work — Tor Kraft |
| Look, he is on fire |
| Architect Messiah — Tor Kraft! |
| Yes, yes, yes! |
| I did it! |
| The tower is finished! |
| Genius creation |
| Diving board sensation |
| Lucky thing you chose Tor Kraft (The tower’s finished) |
| (Kraft) You need it |
| (Kraft) He makes it |
| Kraft! |
| He’s Tor Kraft! |
| Kraft! |