| Everybody’s screaming at me
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| Everybody’s shouting my name
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| They’re waiting for my big decision
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| I have to focus, get my head in the game
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| (Push the button!)
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| Millions of lives at stake!
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| (Push the button!)
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| What if the missile warning is fake?
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| (Push the button!)
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| I don’t know if what they tell me is true
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| But I have to decide, that’s what presidents do
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| Push the button for the Russian Federation
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| For our wives and kids, the future generation
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| We are under attack! |
| We have to fight them back!
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| Push the button, push push the button!
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| Do it for Stalin
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| Do it for Molotov
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| For Dostoevski and Karl Marx and the Kalashnikov
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| Do it for Laika
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| Do it for Smirnoff Ice
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| Do it for classic russian extra furry hat!
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| America!
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| Forgive me!
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| Boris!
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| Stop!
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| Mikhail Mouse?
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| Starting world war three, huh?
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| Oh boy, oh boy… That’s a toughie.
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| Yes. |
| It’s the toughest toughie I’ve ever had.
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| But I’m afraid I have to do it.
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| Are you sure you want to kill me and all of my friends?
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| You don’t understand! |
| I have no choice.
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| What about Baywatch?
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| And Superbowl?
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| And hamburgers?
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| I love frenchy fries.
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| And Milky Shake.
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| What about Friends?
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| Don’t you want to see if Ross and Rachel get back together?
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| What?
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| They do?
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| Well, you will never know if you push that button…
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| Will they get back together?
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| Bye bye, Boris…
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| Damn it!
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| Mikhail!
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| (Push the button!)
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| I love America, ok, I do
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| (Push the button!)
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| Ronald McBurgelson and Nike shoe
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| (Push the button!)
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| The Super Canyon, Bruce Springstone too
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| I can’t push the button, how can I push the button?
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| (Push the button!)
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| Shining neon lights of Timey Square
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| And the super famous hip hop dancer, Mr. Fred Astaire
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| (Push the button!)
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| Yes, I’m a russian, just like you
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| But I cannot push the button, I cannot push the button! |