
Date of issue: 09.11.2014
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
I Will Never Be A Star |
They’re amazing, don’t you think? |
So incredibly talented |
So many hits on YouTube |
So many things to live up to |
They’re amazing, don’t you think? |
My two older brothers |
They’ve had a wonderful career |
But I was never asked to join them |
Oh God, how can it be? |
Those assholes did not ask me? |
I will never be a star |
I will never ever do a concert |
Never perform with an audience |
I’ll never stand alone on stage |
I wouldn’t have the nerve to do it |
Guess I would fuck it up anyway |
I will never be a star |
I have some tricks up my sleeve |
How I wish that I can show them |
I spin a pen around my thumb |
And then I grab it with my index |
I want to show it |
But I know I can’t |
Cause the live audience |
Gives me nerves here I stand |
I tremble, I sweat |
Shivers run down my spine |
As I stretch out my arm and prepare |
That’s why I’ll never be a star |
I wouldn’t know how to move my body |
I would be stiff as a traffic light |
I will never be a star |
I wouldn’t know how to top the chorus |
With lots of smoke going everywhere |
Okay, listen up everyone! |
I know you enjoyed my pen trick |
And it’s real easy, you can learn it too |
Just go to YouTube and search for «pen trick» |
That’s what I did! |
I will never be a star |
You better believe it |
Cause I mean it |
I will never be |
I will never be a star |
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