| People hug and give each other kisses
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| Holding hands and walking side by side
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| But every time I try to charm a lady
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| She runs away
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| What am I doing wrong?
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| Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go
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| Excuse me, miss, but do you like the dubstep?
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| Oh, will I ever find someone or will I die alone?
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| Endless streams of love letters and roses
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| Serenades from men with big guitars
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| Famous men are asking me for dinner
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| I think I’ll pass
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| Oh, where is my Prince Charming who will cuddle with my hair and whisper
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| Will I meet a man who also likes to
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| I guess I’ll never know
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| Will I find
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| Oh, will I ever find that someone who
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| Can sing wuu?
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| Can sing the wu wu wu wu wu wu?
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| Do the ring
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| I’ll do the ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ring for you
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| Oh my God
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| Who is that singing?
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| Someone who also likes
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| The dub (The dub)
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| The step (The step)
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| We both like dubstep
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| Please just take these fucking flowers!
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| Let’s move in together!
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| We’ll have children!
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| I’ll make cupcakes!
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| I will massage your shoulders daily!
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| I’ll make you dinner when you come home from work!
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| I’ll play you James Blunt songs from a CD!
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| Let’s buy a car!
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| I’ll make you an omelette for breakfast!
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| I’ll do dishes for you!
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| Let’s watch the last season of Mad Men together!
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| I fucking love you!
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| I fucking love you, you cock-sucking son of a bitch!
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| I’ll get down on my knees
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| And ask you
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| «Will you marry me?» |