
Date of issue: 30.09.2012
Song language: English
Jan Egeland |
Gray hair |
Glasses |
Suitcase |
Humble |
Clever |
And constantly working for peace |
Uganda |
Congo |
And the Oslo treaty plan |
Oh my God, what a plan |
Not as famous as Gahr Stare |
Not a daddy’s boy like Jens |
But when handgrenades are flying |
There’s just one man you can trust |
When there’s war and all is hell |
Send in Jan Egeland! |
The United Nations superhero man |
Mad dictator with a gun |
Send in Jan Egeland |
Oh, how I wish. |
I was Jan Egeland. |
Blue eyes |
Firm hands |
Nice legs |
Clean shaved |
Body |
Drinking his protein shakes |
Spray-tan |
Skin cream |
And buttocks like he was eighteen |
He’s a peacekeeping machine. |
And he stares into the mirror |
Flexing muscles in the night |
And he says: «Boy, I think you’re ready. |
.to protect some human rights» |
When there’s war and all is hell |
Bring in Jan Egeland! |
The United Nations superhero man |
He plays golf with Kofi Annan |
And looks at maps with George Cloon |
Oh, how I wish. |
That I was Jan Egeland! |
Egeland (Egeland) |
Egeland (Egeland) |
When he’s sad he goes to funerals |
In unusually heavy rain |
Large amounts of water in his face |
But that doesn’t hide his pain |
He breaks down just like a homo |
And starts crying just like a girl |
But I guess you can cry and still be a man |
If your day job is saving the world! |
When there’s war and all is hell |
Send in Jan Egeland! |
He’s a macho musclepumping. |
Crying god! |
If there’s one man you should trust |
It is the Janny-boy |
Oh, how I wish. |
That I was Jan Egeland! |
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