| I am Charlie, the man of a thousand faces
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| I can be anyone, anywhere, anytime of day
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| You will find me in unexpected places
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| Did anybody order a soufflé?
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| I can hide anywhere, behind that tree
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| Or wait a second, the tree is me
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| I master every language that is spoken in the world
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| Giddag, helli, hallei, hallu, hallå!
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| Bon giornio
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| Our undercover man, who always has a plan
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| Who can find your painting? |
| Charlie can!*
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| Hello there, let me help you with your criminal things
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| I’m a criminal, just like you
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| Me a police man? |
| Why don’t you fuck your uncle’s brother’s sister and suck on
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| her tits?
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| Well… I am…
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| Suck your mothers tits!
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| Cocks and balls!
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| Bird or man or fish
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| I can be anything, make a wish
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| With a hat and a cane and a suit and a moustache
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| And monocle and wig and a foreign accent!
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| With a thousand faces!*
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| Giddag!
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| Coookerool!
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| Professor in telling lies*
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| Giggedigigg guddag!
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| In domini spirito sancti
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| -Did anyone order a pizza?-
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| Surprise! |