Translation of the song lyrics Viernes 13 Part II - Jason is back - Vico C, DJ Negro

Viernes 13 Part II - Jason is back (original)

Oh oh Jason is back
Despues de que Jason fue electrocutado
En Joseph’s Cafe se quedaron pasmados
El guardia aquel que habia salido pato le dijo
Ataron el cuerpo de Jason con cadenas
Y tanto mayores como nenes y nenas
Oyeron que el decia bien suavemente
Yo regrese corriendo a su guarida
Y desamarre a D.J.
Negro enseguida
Pregunte que si Jason le habia hecho dano
Y lo unico que dijo fue
Pasaron dos anos de ese viernes horrible
Y mi mente recordaba esa noche terrible
Llego el dia de mi esperada boda
Que si fueron personas, fueron todas
Casi declarados marido y mujer
El cura hizo lo que tenia que hacer
Pregunto que quien estaba en contra el matrimonio
Cuando una voz dijo
Todos miraron a la silla de atras
Arrancaron a cien millas y se fueron en paz
El cura repetia «Oh Santa Clara
Era viernes 13 y no me acordaba»
Cogi a mi novia la cargue en mis brazos
Sali de la iglesia en dos o tres pasos
Sin yo darme cuenta me monte en un Toyota
Y jason ya estaba trapado en la capota
Le di gasolina, lo puse en segunda
Y Jason me decia
Abri la puert empeze a correr
Mi pantalon arquilao se me queria caer
Nos fuimos al muelle nos colamos en un barco
Nunca imagine que fuera un viaje tan largo
Le pregunte a una nina simpatica y dijo
No lo creia, loco me iba a volver
Iba pa Africa, y solo por correr
El crucero ya casi estaba llegando
Y ya los monos se ohian chillandos
Fuimos a la selva buscando alimento
Ya muy cansado en el fango me siento
Cuando escucho una voz que dice con emocion
Empujamos un tronco y flotamos en el rio
Mi novia se tentaba y temblaba de frio
Jason nos siguio nadando de espalda
Y hasta de los cocodrilos se salva
Ya en la orrilla me senti muy cansado
Cuando siento una flecha que me pasa por el lado
Mire hacia tras y una tribu nos seguia
Y mi novia enojada corriendo me decia:
[Tu y tu me ire a recoger viernes 13
Sabiendo que a la boda iba a ir el tipo ese
Tenemos una tribu persiguiendonos ya
Me dan ganas de meterte una bofeta]
Logramos escapar entre lo oscuro de la selva
Mi novia se sentia un poquito enferma
No sabia ya como salir de este lio
Cuando veo a Tarzan que esta al ladito mio
[Yo alquilar casetas de pajas
Traer tu mujer yo hacerte rebajas
Tener una grande, de luna de miel]
Tarzan suplico que no pelearamos mas
Que nos hicieramos amigos y brindara la paz
Imaginense, yo sin pensar lo acepte
Y Jason acepta por primera vez
Al llegar a la caseta que alquilaba Tarzan
Mezcle un coco con un hongo y me hice un flan
Cuando fui a visitar la mujer que alli reinaba
No crei lo que mis ojos alli observaban
La esposa de Tarzan se llamaba Jane
Y usaba un taparabos de los bien plane
Decir el nombre de ella en verdad me fastidia
Pues aunque no lo crean se llamaba Katiria
Vino donde mi y dijo
No, no no invente que ya he sufrido mucho
Corri al aeropuerto y me cole en un avion
Me senti un poco liblre y me dio la emocion
Deje a Katiria y a Jason en Africa
Haciendo un flan, usando mi estatica
En unas horas llege a mi hogar
Y mi voda como quiera la iba a celebrar
Todos regresamos contento a la iglesia
Gente que me odia y gente que me aprecia dijeron
Presente en mi dia especial y el acto estaba puno de comenzar
Mi novia y yo juntos nos emocionamos
El uno al otro los anillos cambianmos
El cura al casi terminar de leer
Anadio
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa
Haaa Ha ha ha ha ha ha]

(translation)

Oh oh Jason is back
After Jason was electrocuted
At Joseph's Cafe they were stunned
The guard who had come out duck told him
They bound Jason's body with chains
And both older and boys and girls
They heard him say well softly
I ran back to his lair
And I untied D.J.
black right away
I asked if Jason had hurt him.
And the only thing he said was
Two years have passed since that horrible Friday
And my mind remembered that terrible night
The day of my long-awaited wedding arrived
That if they were people, they were all
Almost declared husband and wife
The priest did what he had to do
I ask who was against the marriage
when a voice said
They all looked at the back seat
They started a hundred miles and left in peace
The priest repeated «Oh Santa Clara
It was Friday the 13th and I did not remember»
I caught my girlfriend I carried her in my arms
I left the church in two or three steps
Without realizing it I got into a Toyota
And Jason was already stuck on the hood
I gave him gas, I put him in second
And Jason told me
I opened the door I started to run
My arquilao pants wanted to fall
We went to the pier, we snuck on a boat
I never imagined it would be such a long trip
I asked a nice girl and she said
I didn't believe it, I was going to go crazy
I was going to Africa, and just to run
The cruise ship was almost arriving
And already the monkeys were screaming
We went to the jungle looking for food
Already very tired in the mud I feel
When I hear a voice that says with emotion
We push a log and float in the river
My girlfriend was tempted and shivered with cold
Jason followed us swimming on his back
And even from the crocodiles it is saved
Already on the shore I felt very tired
When I feel an arrow that passes me by the side
I looked back and a tribe was following us
And my angry girlfriend running told me:
[You and you I'm going to pick up Friday the 13th
Knowing that the guy was going to go to the wedding
We have a tribe chasing us already
It makes me want to slap you]
We managed to escape into the darkness of the jungle
My girlfriend felt a little sick
I didn't know how to get out of this mess
When I see Tarzan who is next to me
[I rent straw huts
Bring your wife and I'll give you discounts
Have a big, honeymoon]
Tarzan begged us not to fight anymore
That we become friends and provide peace
Imagine, I accepted it without thinking
And Jason accepts for the first time
Arriving at the booth that Tarzan rented
I mixed a coconut with a mushroom and made myself a flan
When I went to visit the woman who reigned there
I did not believe what my eyes were observing there
Tarzan's wife was called Jane
And she wore a loincloth from the bien planes
Saying her name really pisses me off
Well, believe it or not, her name was Katiria
He came to me and said
No, no, don't make up that I've already suffered a lot
I ran to the airport and got on a plane
I felt a little free and it gave me the emotion
I left Katiria and Jason in Africa
Making a flan, using my static
In a few hours I arrived at my home
And I was going to celebrate my wedding however I wanted
We all return happy to the church
People who hate me and people who love me said
Present on my special day and the act was about to start
My girlfriend and I get excited together
To each other the rings we change
The priest almost finished reading
added
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha
Haaa Ha ha ha ha ha ha]