
Date of issue: 13.08.2012
Song language: English
Where Have All The Staplers Gone? |
Larry: We don’t have much time before the big meeting. |
Petunia: No. No, we don’t. |
Larry: Have you seen the scissors, miss? |
Petunia: They’re in the bottom drawer |
Larry: I tried that drawer but they’re there no more |
Petunia: That’s odd |
Larry: I know I thought for sure |
Petunia: Have you seen the masking tape? |
Larry: It’s right next to the phone |
Petunia: That’s what I thought but now’s it not |
I guess I should have known |
Together: Ohhhh… Where have all the staplers gone? |
What happened to our paper clips? |
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone again |
Larry: They’re gone again |
Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick |
Do you remember when… |
Larry: The rubber bands were in their place? |
Petunia: They’re in the middle drawer |
Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer |
Larry: Light bulbs easy to replace |
Petunia: Yes! |
Larry: There were always more |
Petunia: Reams of paper raining down |
Paper: Raining, raining down |
Together: Legal pads a plenty |
Legal Pads: We’re legal |
Petunia: Highlighters in every hue |
Larry: I remember! |
Together: Never less than twenty |
Ohhhh… Where have all the staplers gone? |
What happened to our paper clips? |
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone again |
Petunia: They’re gone again |
Together: We’ve run out of packing slips |
Petunia: Someday my prints will come |
Larry: Please replace the toner |
Petunia: Someday we’ll find more of Larry: Our manila folders |
Petunia: Someday my prints will come |
Larry: Where’s the printer cable? |
Petunia: Someday we’ll find more of Together: Adhesive shipping labels |
Ohhhh… Where have all the staplers gone? |
What happened to our paper clips? |
Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips |
Larry: The ballpoints are gone again |
Petunia: They’re gone again |
Together: The Sharpies all have flattened tips |
Where have all the staplers gone? |
Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. |
Tune in for act |
two: Revenge of the Staplers. |
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