Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Where Have All The Staplers Gone?, artist - VeggieTales. Date of issue: 13.08.2012
Song language: English
Where Have All The Staplers Gone? |
| Larry: We don’t have much time before the big meeting. |
| Petunia: No. No, we don’t. |
| Larry: Have you seen the scissors, miss? |
| Petunia: They’re in the bottom drawer |
| Larry: I tried that drawer but they’re there no more |
| Petunia: That’s odd |
| Larry: I know I thought for sure |
| Petunia: Have you seen the masking tape? |
| Larry: It’s right next to the phone |
| Petunia: That’s what I thought but now’s it not |
| I guess I should have known |
| Together: Ohhhh… Where have all the staplers gone? |
| What happened to our paper clips? |
| Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone again |
| Larry: They’re gone again |
| Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick |
| Do you remember when… |
| Larry: The rubber bands were in their place? |
| Petunia: They’re in the middle drawer |
| Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer |
| Larry: Light bulbs easy to replace |
| Petunia: Yes! |
| Larry: There were always more |
| Petunia: Reams of paper raining down |
| Paper: Raining, raining down |
| Together: Legal pads a plenty |
| Legal Pads: We’re legal |
| Petunia: Highlighters in every hue |
| Larry: I remember! |
| Together: Never less than twenty |
| Ohhhh… Where have all the staplers gone? |
| What happened to our paper clips? |
| Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone again |
| Petunia: They’re gone again |
| Together: We’ve run out of packing slips |
| Petunia: Someday my prints will come |
| Larry: Please replace the toner |
| Petunia: Someday we’ll find more of Larry: Our manila folders |
| Petunia: Someday my prints will come |
| Larry: Where’s the printer cable? |
| Petunia: Someday we’ll find more of Together: Adhesive shipping labels |
| Ohhhh… Where have all the staplers gone? |
| What happened to our paper clips? |
| Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips |
| Larry: The ballpoints are gone again |
| Petunia: They’re gone again |
| Together: The Sharpies all have flattened tips |
| Where have all the staplers gone? |
| Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. |
| Tune in for act |
| two: Revenge of the Staplers. |