| Quartet:
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| «There lived a man so long ago, his memory’s but faint
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| Was not admired (did not inspire) like president or saint
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| But people came from far and near with their afflicted pets
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| For a special cure (they knew for sure) wouldn’t come from other vets
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| Woah…»
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| Doctor Larry:
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| «This is a song for your poor, sick penguin
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| He’s got a fever and his toes are blue
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| But if I sing to your poor, sick penguin
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| He will feel better in a day or two
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| Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
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| Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
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| Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
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| Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo»
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| Nurse Pa:
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| «He's gone a little loopy, in case you haven’t heard
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| Here’s a couple pennicilin for your sickly, arctic bird»
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| Quartet:
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| «No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut
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| The wonderous deeds that went on in that little Alpine hut
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| Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
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| For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps
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| Woah…»
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| Pa:
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| «Good news on the penguin, doc! |
| He’s up and kickin'!» |
| Larry:
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| «This is a song for your pregnant kitty
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| She’s looking nauseous and a week past due
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| But if I sing for your pregnant kitty
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| She will feel better in a day or two
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| Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
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| Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
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| Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
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| Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo»
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| Pa:
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| «Jump in your car, drive into the city
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| Buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty»
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| Quartet:
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| «The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day
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| When the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay
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| The doctor pondered this awhile, sat back and scratched his scalp, then said:
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| 'No way, Jose»
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| To the nurse of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps
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| Woah…"
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| Pa:
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| «Good news on the kitty, doc. |
| She’s feelin' great. |
| Six kittens. |
| Named one after
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| you.»
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| Larry:
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| «This is a song for your bear-trapped teddy
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| He looks uncomfy, think I’d be too
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| But if I sing for your bear-trapped teddy
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| He will beel better in a day or two
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| Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
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| Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo |
| Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
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| Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo»
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| Bear:
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| «Grooooowlll!»
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| Pa:
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| «Oh, yeah. |
| That’ll work. |
| He’s good.»
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| Larry:
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| «Yodel-leh-hee! |
| Yodel-leh-hoo! |
| No, wait! |
| This should work! |
| Yodel-leh-hee!
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| Yodel-leh-hoo!
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| Quartet:
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| «Now the moral of the story, it’s the point we hope we’ve made
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| When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid»
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| Larry:
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| «Yodel-leh-hee
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| Yodel-leh-hoo
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| Yodel-odle-odle-aye-de-aye-de-ooo-ooo-ooo»
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| Quartet:
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| «Oh, some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
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| For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps»
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| Larry:
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| «Yodel-ooo» |