| Narrator: And now it’s time for The Blues with Larry, the part of the show
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| where Larry comes out and sings the blues.
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| Hey, everybody! |
| I’m gonna lay down some blues.
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| All sunshine and roses, no rain came my way.
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| I said, all sunshine and roses, no rain came my way. |
| Mm-mm.
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| My dad bought me ice cream, oh, happy, happy, happy, happy day!
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| I ate up that ice cream, got some on my face. |
| That’s right, right on my face.
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| I said, I ate up that ice cream, got some on my face.
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| Got some on the table, oh happy, sticky, happy, sticky, happy, happy, sticky,
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| happy place.
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| Hey man, whatcho doin'?
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| I’m singin' the blues!
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| Aw, man, the blues is for singin' when you feel sad.
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| But I don’t feel sad.
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| Man, then you got no business singin' the blues. |
| Here, lemme help you out.
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| Take this.
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| Cool! |
| Ice cream! |
| Thanks!
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| Now gimmie back that ice cream.
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| You took my ice cream.
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| You took it from me.
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| You took my ice cream.
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| You took it away from me.
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| Oh yeah! |
| Now you’re gettin' it. |
| Now listen up.
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| (harmonica solo)
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| But I’m still not sad. |
| I’ll just have a … cookie!
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| No, no, no, man! |
| You almost had it. |
| C’mon, like this.
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| You took away my ice cream!
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| You took it away from me.
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| My sweet creamy ice cream,
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| I don’t care 'bout no cookie. |
| Whoo!
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| Now try it again.
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| My cookies and ice cream: they both gone away.
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| That’s right. |
| Mm hm. |
| Feel it.
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| My cookies and ice cream: they both gone away.
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| Aw, sweet man, sweet.
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| But that don’t bother me none!
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| I got me my freshly baked… strudel!
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| Wha? |
| Strudel? |
| Man, you can’t say strudel in the blues! |
| That don’t even rhyme.
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| Well, what about… poodle! |
| 'Cause I got a poodle.
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| Oh, no. |
| Don’t tell me you’re gonna eat that poodle.
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| No, I’m just gonna pet him! |
| Pettin' poodles makes me happy.
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| Sorry, man. |
| You way too happy to sing the blues.
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| 'Allo! |
| Would you like to polka?
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| Sure!
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| Don’t got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel.
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| Don’t got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel.
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| But I’m yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee yodel-a-dee happy-hoo!
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| Just here with my poodle.
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| That’s right! |
| Oh yeah!
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| I’m yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee happy-hoo! |
| Just me and my poodle.
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| Narrator: This has been The Blues with Larry, tune in next time to- oh,
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| never mind. |
| Larry’s not likely to be singing the blues again any time soon. |