| Bob: Well, what did you bring us?
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| Oscar: What I bring you? |
| I tell you what I bring you
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| The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, A boiled potato topped
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| with dillweed
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| The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Two steamed pierogies…
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| Jimmy: What’s a pierogi?
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| Oscar: It’s a dough, wrapped around meat
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| Jimmy: Oh!
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| All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
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| Oscar: The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Three simmered
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| gołąbkis…
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| Larry: What’s a gołąbki?
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| Oscar: It’s a cabbage wrapped around meat
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| Larry: Oh
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| Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
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| All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
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| Oscar: The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Four baked
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| paprikas…
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| Archibald: Now, what is a paprika?
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| Oscar: It’s a bell pepper stuffed with meat
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| Archibald: I see
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| Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
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| Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
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| All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
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| Oscar: The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Five smoked
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| kielbasas!
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| Pa: What’s a kielbasa? |
| Oscar: It’s pretty much just meat
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| Pa: Oh
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| Archibald: Four baked paprikas
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| Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
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| Jimmy: Two steamed pierogis
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| All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
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| Oscar: The sixth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Six fried
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| chruścikis
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| Bob: Let me guess, something in the meat family?
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| Oscar: Actually, it’s a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust
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| All: Ooooh!
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| Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!
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| Archibald: Four baked paprikas
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| Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
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| Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
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| All: And a boiled potato topped
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| With dill weed
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| Bob: Wow Oscar, I’m gettin' kinda full, I think that’s about.
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| Oscar: The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Seven pitted
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| prunes…
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| Junior: I don’t like prunes!
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| Oscar: With this food, you’ll need 'em son
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| Archie: Oh, is that right!
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| Pa: Uh huh!
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| Bob: Six fried chruścikis
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| Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!
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| Archibald: Four baked paprikas
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| Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
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| Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
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| All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed
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| Pa; |
| Oh, I’m gonna bust! |
| I couldn’t eat another bi… |
| Oscar: The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Eight poppy seed
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| cakes
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| Larry: Poppies, poppies, poppies…
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| Archibald: I’m feeling rather sleepy, There’s no place like home
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| Junior: Seven pitted prunes
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| Bob: Six fried chruścikis
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| Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!
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| Archibald: Four baked paprikas
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| Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis
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| Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
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| All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed! |