| The Announcer: And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry. |
| The part of the
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| show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. |
| We joined Larry as he
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| recounts the amazing tale of his family’s invention of macaroni and cheese.
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| Larry: It’s true!
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| I will explain it to you!
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| As only an opera can do!
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| My…
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| Great grandfather
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| and my
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| Great grandmother
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| I forget how many greats
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| Well, they lived in different families
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| Families: Lived in different families
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| Larry: Who didn’t like each other…
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| Antonio: My name’s Antonio Cucaroni
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| And we eats-a pasta only
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| Cucaroni 1: Buscantni, Rigatoni
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| Cucaroni 2: We like-a penne
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| Cucaroni 3: Cannelloni
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| Antonio: But don’t call them noodles
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| Cucaronis: Ha ha ha ha ha
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| Momma Cumberisi: My name-a Momma Cumberisi
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| And our food’s extremely cheesy
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| Gorgonzola
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| Cumberisi Kid 1: Eww, it’s smelly
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| Cumberisi Kid 2: But I still want some in my belly
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| Momma Cumberisi: That’s because we like our food extremely cheesy
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| Cumberisis: Ha ha ha ha ha
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| Antonio: Have you met my son-a Tony?
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| He makes a mean-a macaroni |
| Momma Cumberisi: My Maria makes a charming saucy cheese
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| Someday she’ll meet a man-a
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| Who comes from her own clan-a
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| Antonio: No son of mine will ever marry a Cumberis… i
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| Larry: My
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| Great grandfather
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| and my
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| Great grandmother
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| I still forget how many greats
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| Though their families were enemies
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| Maria and Tony liked each other
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| (both carts of pasta and cheese sauce roll away, Tony and Maria hopped on them,
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| but crash because of rocks and results a glob of macaroni and cheese,
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| the families were not happy)
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| Momma Cumberisi: (gasps) It’s his fault!
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| Antonio Cucaroni: Her fault!
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| Momma Cumberisi: Your fault!
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| Larry: No, it’s their fault
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| The families were having a fit
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| Maria and Tony were tasting
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| Tony: Iiiiit’s… impastably delicious
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| Maria: It’s incheddarably delightful
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| Tony: There’s a piece on your lips
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| Both: We shouldn’t miss this biteful
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| (both of them sigh, then they’re about to kiss, only to get interrupted by
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| Larry)
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| Larry: Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute! |
| (groans) This is my grandparents!
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| Nothin' to see here! |
| (whispers) Let’s just skip to the end. |
| That’s how my
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| Great grandfather
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| and my
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| Great grandmother
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| I still don’t know how many greats
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| But they brought together the families
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| Families: Brought together the families
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| Larry: And invented Macaroni and Cheese (continues singing until Momma and
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| Antonio stop arguing)
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| Momma Cumberisi: It’s cheese and macaroni!
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| Antonio: It’s macaroni and cheese!
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| Larry: It’s
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| Great
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| Announcer: This has been Silly Songs with Larry., tune in next time to hear
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| Antonio say…
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| Antonio: It’s-a-Grrrrreat! |