Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Lance The Turtle, artist - VeggieTales. Date of issue: 13.08.2012
Song language: English
Lance The Turtle |
| Uh, what’s going on? |
| You’re doing the Ukulele Karaoke, no? |
| No, I’m on break. |
| This is the Pirates'… |
| They are busy with the rest of the show |
| B-But I don’t know the song |
| You’re lyrics, monsieur. |
| Bring in the props! |
| But- |
| Wakiki! |
| Your island breeze, monsieur! |
| Hold on a sec! |
| I’m totally unprepared to do a solo! |
| Your back-up singers |
| Huh? |
| Isn’t that the- |
| Oui, they are the Wiggly Turtle Tubies! |
| The Wiggly Turtle Tubies? |
| They look taller on TV |
| So do you, tomato! |
| But really, this is Larry’s gig! |
| I can’t just-- |
| The show must go on, monsieur! |
| Quick, that is your que! |
| Just follow the lyrics |
| But… |
| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! |
| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! |
| Well, I keep a little turtle at my Uncle & my Aunt’s |
| My auntie’s name is Myrtle, & my island turtle’s name is Lance |
| He doesn’t wander far, even if he gets the chance |
| He just plays his ukulele & he does the hula dance! |
| What? |
| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! |
| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! |
| He threw a luau barbecue one breezy summer night |
| Invited all his turtle friends to come & have a wiki bite |
| The turtles started walking there as Lance began to swing |
| The one who lived across the street arrived there in the Spring! |
| Oh, I get it! |
| Turtles are slow, so it took him a long time. |
| That’s pretty good |
| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! |
| But Lance just kept on cooking, he was grilling full of glee! |
| He was marinating ribs cause he liked- |
| «Syrup with his feta cheese?» |
| I-I'm sorry, I- |
| Lance’s purple turtle shell has ketchup if you please |
| Pineapples are shiny! |
| Spotted tiki bumblebees?! |
| Oh, man! |
| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! |
| Wait a minute, guys. |
| I don’t think this is right. |
| It doesn’t make any sense! |
| It works for us! |
| Ha-ha! |
| But- |
| The song! |
| The song! |
| There are luscious chocolate fingers, swimming slowly in the school |
| Mele Kalikimaka |
| Fluffy bunnies driving in the pool! |
| Uh, Larry?! |
| Thousand igloos wax the beach, spray luggage in the trees! |
| Raining puppies, flying clowns |
| Flossing punahele- |
| Ow! |
| Oh, forget it |
| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! |
| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! |
| This has been Ukulele Karaoke with Bob. |
| Tune in next time to here Bob say |
| «I'll be in my dressing room» |