| Uh, what’s going on?
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| You’re doing the Ukulele Karaoke, no?
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| No, I’m on break. |
| This is the Pirates'…
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| They are busy with the rest of the show
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| B-But I don’t know the song
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| You’re lyrics, monsieur. |
| Bring in the props!
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| But-
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| Wakiki!
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| Your island breeze, monsieur!
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| Hold on a sec! |
| I’m totally unprepared to do a solo!
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| Your back-up singers
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| Huh? |
| Isn’t that the-
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| Oui, they are the Wiggly Turtle Tubies!
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| The Wiggly Turtle Tubies? |
| They look taller on TV
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| So do you, tomato!
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| But really, this is Larry’s gig! |
| I can’t just--
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| The show must go on, monsieur! |
| Quick, that is your que! |
| Just follow the lyrics
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| But…
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| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance!
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| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance!
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| Well, I keep a little turtle at my Uncle & my Aunt’s
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| My auntie’s name is Myrtle, & my island turtle’s name is Lance
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| He doesn’t wander far, even if he gets the chance
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| He just plays his ukulele & he does the hula dance!
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| What?
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| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! |
| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance!
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| He threw a luau barbecue one breezy summer night
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| Invited all his turtle friends to come & have a wiki bite
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| The turtles started walking there as Lance began to swing
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| The one who lived across the street arrived there in the Spring!
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| Oh, I get it! |
| Turtles are slow, so it took him a long time. |
| That’s pretty good
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| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance!
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| But Lance just kept on cooking, he was grilling full of glee!
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| He was marinating ribs cause he liked-
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| «Syrup with his feta cheese?»
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| I-I'm sorry, I-
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| Lance’s purple turtle shell has ketchup if you please
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| Pineapples are shiny!
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| Spotted tiki bumblebees?!
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| Oh, man!
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| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance!
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| Wait a minute, guys. |
| I don’t think this is right. |
| It doesn’t make any sense!
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| It works for us! |
| Ha-ha!
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| But-
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| The song! |
| The song!
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| There are luscious chocolate fingers, swimming slowly in the school
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| Mele Kalikimaka
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| Fluffy bunnies driving in the pool! |
| Uh, Larry?! |
| Thousand igloos wax the beach, spray luggage in the trees!
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| Raining puppies, flying clowns
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| Flossing punahele-
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| Ow! |
| Oh, forget it
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| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance!
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| Lance the Turtle! |
| Aloha, Lance! |
| Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance!
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| This has been Ukulele Karaoke with Bob. |
| Tune in next time to here Bob say
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| «I'll be in my dressing room» |