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| Grab your root beer, hold it high |
| Whack your shipmate in the eye |
| Yank his hair and break his nose |
| Watch your back, its Jolly Joe’s |
| Grab your root beer, hold it high |
| Whack your shipmate in the eye |
| Yank his hair and break his nose |
| Watch your back it’s Jolly Joe’s |
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| Swing your shipmate, promenade |
| Smack him with a rusty plate |
| Spin around and do-si-do |
| Watch your step it’s Jolly Joe’s |
| Swing your shipmate, promenade |
| Smack him with a rusty plate |
| Spin around and do-si-do |
| Watch your step it’s Jolly Joe’s |
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| Pirates do as pirates please |
| We’re terrors of the seven seas |
| And when we do it all our foes |
| There ain’t no place like Jolly Joe-oh-oh woah! |
| Grab a can of ginger ale |
| Hop up on a wooden bale |
| Drop it on a shipmate’s toe |
| Oh! |
| There ain’t no place like Jolly Joe’s |
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