| Hi, Junior, how was your day, today?
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| My plate, my art Art Begotti limited edition collector plate
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| What happened to it?
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| Well, it’s Laura’s fault, she broke the plate, I tried to stop her
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| She said she had to demonstrate her apple chopper
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| The apple chopper worked just great
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| But chopped right through your bowling plate
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| It’s Laura’s fault, she broke the plate, it’s true
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| And that’s the tale I have to tell to you
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| Oh my, if that’s what she said happened then
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| Well, I trust you Junior
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| Actually, Laura didn’t break the plate
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| It was, it was Lenny
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| Her brother?
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| Yep, that’s great, Lenny broke the plate
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| I’ll tell you the whole story
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| It’s Lenny’s fault, he broke the plate, he’s very naughty
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| Just how was I to know he hated Art Begotti?
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| He gave it to a crocodile, who chewed it up for quite awhile
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| It’s Lenny’s fault, he broke the plate, it’s true
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| And that’s the tale I have to tell to you |