Lyrics I Love My Lips - VeggieTales

I Love My Lips

And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry
comes out and sings a silly song
One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one of his deepest
fears…
If my lips ever left my mouth
Packed a bag and headed south
That’d be too bad, I’d be so sad
I see, that’d be too bad, you’d be so sad?
That’d be too bad
Alrighty
If my lips said «Adios
I don’t like you, I think you’re gross»
That’d be too bad, I might get mad
Hm, that’d be too bad, you might get mad?
That’d be too bad
Fascinating
If my lips moved to Duluth
Left a mess and took my tooth
That’d be too bad, I’d call my Dad
Oh dear, that’d be too bad, you’d call your dad?
That’d be too bad
Hold it!
Did you say your father?
Fascinating!
So what you’re saying is if your lips left you…
That’d be too bad, I’d be so sad
I might get mad, I call my Dad
That’d be too bad
That’d be too bad?
That’d be too bad
Why?
Because I love my lips!
Oh, my!
This is more serious than I thought
Larry, what do you see here?
Um, that looks like a lip
What about this?
It’s a lip
And this?
It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip
It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip
It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip
Liiiiiiiiiips, lip, lip, lip
Larry, tell me about your childhood
When I was just two years old
I left my lips out in the cold
And they turned blue
What could I do?
Oh dear, they turned blue, what could you do?
Oh, they turned blue
I see
On the day I got my tooth
I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth
She had a beard, and it felt weird
My, my, she had a beard and it felt weird?
She had a beard
Oh!
Ten days after I turned 8
Got my lips stuck in a gate
My friends all laughed
And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a
crowbar
And I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar
who got stung by a bee, right on the lip
And we couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our
lips were so swollen
And when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three
words in Polish
Except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip, 'usta!'
Your friends all laughed.
Usta.
How do you spell that?
I don’t know
So what you’re saying is that when you were young…
They turned blue, what could I do?
She had a beard, and it felt weird
My friends all laughed… Usta!
I’m confused
I love my lips!
Uh, Larry.
Larry.
Wait Larry, Larry!
That’s about enough, thank you
This has been Silly Songs with Larry.
Tune in next week when we hear Larry say.
Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?
Oh, look at the time!