| This is the song that runs under the credits
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| These are the credits, so this is where it goes
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| Has nothing to do with the movie so we’ll say
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| Hey! |
| Hey! |
| Hey hey hey hey hey hey
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| There once was a song, that ran under the credits
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| That went with the movie, but this is not that song
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| Has nothing to do with the movie so we’ll say
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| Hey! |
| Hey! |
| Hey hey hey hey hey hey
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| Wouldn’t it be nice if the song under the credits
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| Had something to do with the movie you just saw
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| But that’s not the case so for now we’ll have to say
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| Hey! |
| Hey! |
| Hey hey hey hey hey hey
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| There should be a rule that the song under the credits
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| Remotely pertains to the movie’s basic plot
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| That rule has not been made so for now we’ll have to say
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| Hey! |
| Hey! |
| Hey hey hey hey hey hey
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| (continued)
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| Larry: I’m gonna go home and take a nap!
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| Pa Grape: Come on, we have contractual obligations to finish the song
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| Mr. Lunt: They paid for a full 79 minutes of entertainment, pal!
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| Get back in the booth!
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| Larry: Wake me up for the prequel! |
| (slams the door)
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| Pa Grape: Oh, come on! |
| We were just starting to have fun! |
| (laughs) Oh man, |
| I need a Tums. |
| (slams the door)
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| Mr. Lunt: What? |
| What, are we done? |
| You mean that’s it?
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| Zim-bom-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-bing? |
| Hey, hey, ho ho ho, Hey hey, ho ho ho,
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| hey hey… If you need me, I’ll be on the porch. |
| (slams the door) |