Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Ballad of Billy John, artist - Trevor Moore. Date of issue: 09.03.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The Ballad of Billy John |
| Billy John was a simple man, worked in the fields most his life |
| He provided for his wife and kids and left his dreams on the side |
| One day when the kids left home billy picked up his guitar |
| It had been awhile but his fingers still knew how to reach the heart |
| Played a song about life and love, his hopes and regrets |
| Then with a little problem from the Mrs. he put it on the internet |
| When the views started pouring in, tears of joy started to fall |
| Then they scrolled to the comment section and this is what they saw |
| Eat a bag of shit cuntface |
| Go blow your fucking dad |
| This shit just raped my ears never heard nothin so bad |
| I hope you fucking die |
| And I hope you get aids |
| You should just kill yourself |
| You’re a fag |
| Lol gay |
| Billy’s wife watched her husband as he shrugged and tried to smile |
| He put his guitar away and stopped and stared at it for awhile |
| She knew he felt like a fool and he’d never play again |
| So she turned on her webcam and her message began |
| She said |
| The man you’ve hurt tonight, I’ve watched for 35 years |
| He’s got a kind and gentle soul and thanks to you |
| That soul is in tears |
| And the people said |
| Shut the fuck up fatty |
| Show us your tits |
| One out of ten I wouldnt bag |
| I bet she’d try to eat your dick |
| You should go get sterilized |
| So that you cant have kids |
| Then they photoshopped a bunch of pictures of her covered in jizz |
| Well the video went viral |
| Huh, fifty-seven million hits |
| Billy John’s wife became a meme on the internet |
| They played the clip on cnn and read tweets about her weight |
| Cause I guess thats the sorta thing that the news does nowadays |
| Billy John and his wife did nothing wrong, and they weren’t dumb |
| They just hadnt paid attention to what we’d all become |
| But a couple weeks later, after avoiding it for sometime |
| A broken down and changed Billy John finally went back online |
| He found a page of a blogger, still makin' fun of his wife |
| He signed up, made an account and this is what he typed |
| Eat a bag of shit cuntface |
| Go blow your fucking dad |
| Your shit just raped my eyes, never read nothin' so bad |
| I hope you fucking die |
| And I hope you get aids |
| And the world lost a Billy John and it gained more of the same |