Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Get A New Daddy, artist - The Whitest Kids U' Know
Date of issue: 16.10.2006
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Get A New Daddy |
Hey there kids, I see you’re feeling blue |
Parents push you around and tell you what to do |
Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed |
Instead of watch TV |
You have to do homework instead |
And I know it makes you angry |
And you’re full of rage |
Well let me tell you a secret |
I wish I knew at your age |
Next time you’re angry and you want to fight back |
Just tell your teacher |
Daddy likes to play with your sack |
And you can get a new daddy |
Get a new daddy |
Police will take the old one away in a caddy |
You can get a new daddy |
Get a new daddy |
Stay up real late |
Kick back, and light up a fatty |
You can get a new daddy |
Get a new daddy |
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy |
Get a new daddy |
Get a new daddy |
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy |
Now for a little while your new daddy’s cool |
Buys you things and tries real hard to bond with you |
Let’s you eat candy |
And play video games |
But your friends at school all think that he’s kind of lame |
Now you can’t have your buddies making fun of your dad |
And all in all this one is |
Really not so bad |
But you think you might like to try once more |
Take naked polaroids of yourself |
And leave them in his sock drawer |
And you can get a new daddy |
Get a new daddy |
Stay up real late |
Kick back, and light up a fatty |
You can get a new daddy |
Get a new daddy |
Police will take the old one away in a caddy |
You can get a new daddy |
Get a new daddy |
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy |
Get a new daddy |
Get a new daddy |
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy |
Now your mom’s wondering what’s wrong with her |
And why she keeps attracting men that are dirty perv’s |
She has a breakdown and cries and cries |
And after a while she’s institutionalized |
Then you can get a new mommy |
Get a new mommy |
New brother, and sister, a new house, a new mommy |
Get a new mommy |
Get a new mommy |
A new brother, new sister, a new house, a new mommy |
Get a new mommy, get a new daddy |
Stay up real late |
Kick back, and spark up a fatty |
You can get a new daddy |
Get a new daddy |
Police will take the old one away in a caddy |
You can get a new daddy |
Get a new mommy |
A new brother, and sister, a new house, a new mommy |
Get a new mommy, get a new daddy |
Stay up real late |
Kick back, and spark up a fatty |
You can get a new daddy |
Get a new daddy |
In a couple of months you’ll probably get a new daddy |