Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Help Me, artist - Trevor Moore.
Date of issue: 25.03.2013
Song language: English
Help Me |
I may be a little kid |
But I have been around |
Can hear the girls all scream |
Soon as our wheels touch down |
Junkets in Tokyo |
Fashion shoots in Milan |
Then private jet to |
Madison Square Garden |
Thirty six week long tours |
Ten singles on the charts |
So hear my message girl |
'Cause it comes from the heart |
(Chorus: Pop Kid) |
Help me |
My parents sold me |
To a big producer |
In the record industry |
He makes me do things |
That I don’t wanna do |
Please call child services |
Or maybe SVU |
You gotta help me |
My parents sold me |
To a big producer |
In the music industry |
They took the cash and left me |
To the screaming masses |
If I’d known all this |
I’d skip those dancing classes |
(Verse 2: Pop Kid) |
I tried to run away |
One time in Belarus |
They beat me with phone books |
So that I wouldn’t bruise |
I just can’t take no more |
Rich kid’s bar mitzvahs |
Or paid sleep overs |
With Saudi princes |
Blinked S.O.S. |
in morse code |
Once at the VMAs |
They sprayed me with a hose |
In a pit for three days |
And when my sales drop off |
They’ll take me to a resort |
And let rich business men |
Hunt me down for sport |
(Bridge: Trevor Moore, Pop Kid) |
Hold up! |
I’m just coming in on the song to check on what you’re talking about (Oh no!) |
Don’t think of me as a record exec, but a father figure, a pal! |
(Help me!) |
This kid’s a real prankster, this is one of his practical jokes (It's not!) |
Thank you for your concern, but there’s nothing to see here folks (Don't leave!) |
That’s just exhaustion talking. |
Poor little guy is tuckered out (Call the |
police!) |
I’ll just take him back to the tour bus and we’ll get him straightened out |
(Don't let him put me in the box!) |
There is no box. |
I don’t even know what that means (It's where I sleep!) |
Now we’ve gotta run, but for your trouble, here’s some front row seats |
(Chorus: Pop Kid) |
You gotta help me |
My parents sold me |
To a big producer |
In the music industry |
Oh, God please help me |
Please take some action |
This didn’t work out |
For Michael Jackson |
Can someone help me |
Don’t ignore what I said |
They’ll sacrifice me |
To the god Baphomet |