Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Help Me , by - Trevor Moore. Release date: 25.03.2013
Song language: English
Help Me |
| I may be a little kid |
| But I have been around |
| Can hear the girls all scream |
| Soon as our wheels touch down |
| Junkets in Tokyo |
| Fashion shoots in Milan |
| Then private jet to |
| Madison Square Garden |
| Thirty six week long tours |
| Ten singles on the charts |
| So hear my message girl |
| 'Cause it comes from the heart |
| (Chorus: Pop Kid) |
| Help me |
| My parents sold me |
| To a big producer |
| In the record industry |
| He makes me do things |
| That I don’t wanna do |
| Please call child services |
| Or maybe SVU |
| You gotta help me |
| My parents sold me |
| To a big producer |
| In the music industry |
| They took the cash and left me |
| To the screaming masses |
| If I’d known all this |
| I’d skip those dancing classes |
| (Verse 2: Pop Kid) |
| I tried to run away |
| One time in Belarus |
| They beat me with phone books |
| So that I wouldn’t bruise |
| I just can’t take no more |
| Rich kid’s bar mitzvahs |
| Or paid sleep overs |
| With Saudi princes |
| Blinked S.O.S. |
| in morse code |
| Once at the VMAs |
| They sprayed me with a hose |
| In a pit for three days |
| And when my sales drop off |
| They’ll take me to a resort |
| And let rich business men |
| Hunt me down for sport |
| (Bridge: Trevor Moore, Pop Kid) |
| Hold up! |
| I’m just coming in on the song to check on what you’re talking about (Oh no!) |
| Don’t think of me as a record exec, but a father figure, a pal! |
| (Help me!) |
| This kid’s a real prankster, this is one of his practical jokes (It's not!) |
| Thank you for your concern, but there’s nothing to see here folks (Don't leave!) |
| That’s just exhaustion talking. |
| Poor little guy is tuckered out (Call the |
| police!) |
| I’ll just take him back to the tour bus and we’ll get him straightened out |
| (Don't let him put me in the box!) |
| There is no box. |
| I don’t even know what that means (It's where I sleep!) |
| Now we’ve gotta run, but for your trouble, here’s some front row seats |
| (Chorus: Pop Kid) |
| You gotta help me |
| My parents sold me |
| To a big producer |
| In the music industry |
| Oh, God please help me |
| Please take some action |
| This didn’t work out |
| For Michael Jackson |
| Can someone help me |
| Don’t ignore what I said |
| They’ll sacrifice me |
| To the god Baphomet |