Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Kitty History, artist - Trevor Moore. Date of issue: 09.03.2015
Song language: English
Kitty History |
| In a universe that’s infinite like many theorize ours is; |
| There are parallel worlds where every possibility lives |
| So a planet’s somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written |
| The only difference is that… |
| Everyone’s a kitten |
| Kitty history Just like ours |
| Kitty dinosaurs to kitties driving cars |
| Kitty history Somewhere in quantum space, mathematically this had to take place |
| Kitty World Wars and kitty mass graves |
| Kitty colonialism and kitty slaves |
| It’s Kitty history Somewhere out in the stars |
| Just like us, Kitty Columbus sailed until he saw land |
| But then quickly got off so he could poop in the sand |
| They formed the first kitty cities and kitty towns |
| Then they’d wake up at night just to run around |
| They had their own little Kitty Civil War |
| But found some string and forgot what they were fighting for |
| It’s Kitty history And it’s just like ours |
| Little Kitty JFK got killed by Kitty Lyndon Johnson and the CIA |
| Then Lyndon doubled down on Kitty Vietnam, And they bought more helicopters and |
| kitty bombs |
| From a company where his wife was the main stockholder |
| And they made a kitty fortune 'for the war was over |
| Kitty history Cuddly planet like ours |
| A little kitty at the CIA |
| Who helped kill Kennedy in Dallas that day |
| Did so darn well that his career got a push |
| A kitty named George H. W. Bush |
| He’s made CIA director and Vice Presidents next |
| All while getting Kitty Saudi Arabian checks |
| It’s Kitty history Kitty’s taking charge |
| Kitty Bush waits his turn to ascend to his throne |
| Gets his cronies in power Kitty U.S.A overthrown |
| The Kitty Saudis know how he can repay his debt |
| So he starts a war with Iraq, their number one threat |
| But kitty Saddam is not ejected And the very next year, Kitty George isn’t |
| re-elected |
| Kitty history Kitties need a new star |
| Kitty Bush gets his sons jobs as governors |
| Then one steals the election for the other |
| New kitty Bush has gotta finish the Saudi’s mission So he has a report made by |
| a commission |
| That says 'To start a new war, as far as we can attest, you’d need a new Kitty |
| Pearl Harbor.' |
| And we all know the rest |
| Kitty history EXACTLY LIKE OURS |
| Kitty history |
| Out in the space-time loops Kitty Leaders and Kitty banking groups |
| Kitty Surveillance States |
| Kitty terrorists on kitty government pay |
| Kitty history Come on and sing |
| Six kitty companies run EVERYTHING |
| It’s Kitty History Somewhere out in the stars |