Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Gays Got Married , by - Trevor Moore. Release date: 09.03.2015
Song language: English
Gays Got Married |
| I grew up in an American town, no locks on the doors |
| When we all bedded down to sleep |
| Met a pretty young girl and made her my bride |
| After church on Sundays, take the kids for a ride down the street |
| Swimming holes, catching fireflies in jars |
| Spend the evening staring at the stars |
| Then the gays got married (the gays got married) |
| And the plant shut down (plant shut down) |
| And the crops dried up (the crops dried up) |
| Everywhere around (Everywhere around) |
| Then the gays started kissin' (started kissin') |
| And the state said «Cool» (cool) |
| And they made all the kids |
| Be gay in school |
| 'Cause them gays got married (gays got married) |
| They announced it on TV |
| Jumped in my truck and slammed reverse |
| I had to get to my family |
| Before the gay could get there first |
| Hauling ass down the interstate |
| In my throat I could my heart |
| I didn’t know how much time I had |
| Before all the orgies would start |
| And they’re grabbing guys like me |
| And they’re pulling us out of our trucks |
| And they’re kissing our lips, and nibbling our ears |
| And all sorts of sexy stuff |
| And they’re taking us out to fancy hotels |
| And partying the night away |
| And they’re saying how good we look in their shirt |
| When we wake up the next day |
| No, I dare not look back |
| To see what’s behind |
| They almost got me once |
| When I was surfing online |
| And as strong and straight as I know I am |
| Every man can be pushed too far |
| I’ve seen the devil, and the devil looks like |
| Mario Lopez in jean shorts washing his car |
| I pulled up into my house |
| And I quickly ran inside |
| I grabbed my lovely spouse |
| But I felt no love when I looked in her eyes |
| The gay had gone airborne |
| And I didn’t make it in time |
| My family unit |
| Had already been undermined |
| Because |
| The gays got married (the gays got married) |
| And released gay spores (gay spores) |
| And all the straight people (all the people) |
| Weren’t in love no more (never love no more) |
| 'cause them gays got married (the gays got married) |
| Been in this bunker three long years |
| Canned food and recycled air |
| Yet I shudder when I think 'bout |
| What must be happening up there |
| A radioactive scorched desertscape |
| Ruled by roving biker gangs |
| With scary tattoos and muscley arms |
| Blue eyes and super cute bangs |
| So I’ll seal myself off from everyone |
| And hide here until I die |
| Confused and angry, sad and alone |
| And I know the reason why… |
| 'cause the gays got married (the gays got married) |
| The gays got married (the gays got married) |
| The gays got married (the gays got married) |
| The gays got married |