Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Drunk Texts to Myself: Volume II, artist - Trevor Moore. Date of issue: 09.03.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Drunk Texts to Myself: Volume II |
| Drunk texts to myself |
| Messages through time |
| I don’t remember any of these |
| What was going through my mind? |
| Drunk texts to myself |
| Subconscious to my phone |
| What are these supposed to mean? |
| Should’ve left this thing at home |
| Captain Crunch origin movie |
| (Captain Crunch) |
| Learn karate so you can teach it without all of the bullshit |
| (Learn Karate) |
| IHOP established after second world pancake war |
| (There was so much blood) |
| Sex addiction is a serious disease that assholes get |
| (Not truly something that you really have to cope with) |
| The 7−11 guy knows a fireworks guy |
| (Thank you Ju’ar Halar) |
| Hey ladies, the airport is not a slumber party |
| (Sweatpants) |
| Bill Clinton makes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich by himself in the kitchen |
| at night |
| (Oooooo) |
| He puts doritos in the sandwich and eats it standing up: Staring off into space |
| (Oooooo SAXOPHONE UP IN HERE) |
| Drunk texts to myself |
| (THANK YOU!) |
| Messages through time |
| I don’t remember any of these |
| What was going through my mind? |
| Drunk texts to myself |
| Subconscious to my phone |
| What are these supposed to mean? |
| Should’ve left this thing at home |
| Gauges in peoples ears are a good way to gauge who you not to get into a |
| conversation with |
| (I don’t wanna talk to this gutter punk) |
| They haven’t made new strip club billboards since the mid 90's |
| (Lazer fonts and cottony bangs) |
| Never go to that bar again; |
| They’re all assholes and refuse to apologize if Amy |
| makes you |
| (I feel regrets) |
| Pitbull is playing on the 18th |
| (Nope. No no. |
| (a-Woo hoo! Woo hoo!) |
| When high, always think about that dead monkey in the spaceship |
| (Cause that’s what gets me off) |
| I know you can’t get AIDS from toilet seat but if you could I would have |
| totally just got AIDS |
| (ugh) |
| From the 4th Dimension’s POV we’re all literally the same organism because they |
| are outside of time and see us as a connected branch of life where are one with |
| our ancestors and descendants. |
| (Testify to the third eye) |
| Drunk texts to myself |
| Messages through time |
| I don’t remember any of these |
| What was going through my mind? |
| Drunk texts to myself |
| Another volume here |
| These are the texts I’ve sent |
| Myself in the last year |
| Love, Timmy |