Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song God Hates The Tips, artist - Trevor Moore. Date of issue: 25.03.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
God Hates The Tips |
| God hates the tips of little baby’s dicks |
| God hates the tips of little baby’s dicks |
| So if your kid’s a male |
| Even though he’ll scream and yell |
| You gotta cut it off or their little souls will burn in hell |
| Well way back in the beginning |
| God was making men and women |
| And the fish of the sea and the birds of song |
| He announced he made perfection |
| But on closer inspection he noticed that he left one piece a bit too long |
| God hates the tips of little baby’s dicks |
| God hates the tips of little baby’s dicks |
| So if your kid’s a male |
| Even though he’ll scream and yell |
| You gotta cut it off or their little souls will burn in hell |
| God gathered people’s leaders |
| Said start snipping baby’s wieners |
| This will be a sign of our love and covenant (Covenant!) |
| A few then went and raised objections |
| Saying they didn’t see the connection |
| But he said «I'm God so none of this needs to make sense.» |
| He told us «go cut 'em with the scalpel! |
| Go cut 'em with the scissors! |
| Or go and perform a metzitzah b’peh!» |
| And that’s where the Rabbi sucks the blood |
| Out the baby’s penis with his mouth |
| I swear to God that’s a real thing go and Google it |
| Now today across the land |
| People still keep his commands |
| And children learn their first lesson right after birth (after birth!) |
| The ones who are supposed to protect them |
| Hold them down and painfully correct them |
| Then they smile and say «welcome to life on earth.» |
| God hates the tips of little baby’s dicks |
| God hates the tips of little baby’s dicks |
| So take a little off the top |
| Because that’s what God instructs |
| Unless it’s not, and some ancient pervs just made it up |
| Unless it’s not, and some ancient pervs just made it up |