Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Drunk Texts to Myself - , by - Trevor Moore. Release date: 09.03.2015
Song language: English
Drunk Texts to Myself - |
| right now." |
| Drunk texts to myself, messages through time. |
| I don’t remember any of these, what was going through my mind? |
| Drunk texts to myself, subconscious to my phone. |
| What’re these supposed to be? |
| I should’ve left this thing at home. |
| Start a band called Dwarf Cooter. |
| Black people are the second worst at being President. |
| Tell all of your friends you’re moving back to Virginia, |
| Then just move across town. |
| Write a dinosaur children’s christmas book, |
| Tthe last line should be «because it had never snowed in dinosaur land before.» |
| You kicked the door, but the light thing was already broken. |
| Secretly learn French. |
| Try to get the rights to Space Jam. |
| Drunk texts to myself, messages through time. |
| I don’t remember any of these, what was going through my mind? |
| Drunk texts to myself, subconscious to my phone. |
| What’re these supposed to be? |
| I should’ve left this thing at home. |
| «Fat Girls Taking Dumps» would also be a great band name. |
| The seven-eleven on Franklin doesn’t sell beer because they’re Muslim. |
| See if LOLFarts.com is taken. |
| Porno For Pyros is the one that sings «Tahitian Moon.» |
| You need to pay the bus driver two times. |
| Rapping dog TV show. |
| Tonight by the tire swing it’s a fight to the death as the deer stares into the |
| field, |
| Followed by seventeen exclamation points. |
| Learn to Tokyo drift. |
| I am just a conscious vibration observing my little section of life, |
| Sent from my iPhone. |
| Drunk texts to myself, messages through time. |
| I don’t remember any of these, what was going through my mind? |
| Drunk texts to myself, subconscious to my phone. |
| What’re these supposed to be? |
| I should’ve left this thing at home. |