| I landed in London
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| At a quarter to noon
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| So excited to see her
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| Took a cab to her room
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| I know she’s exquisite
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| So I had to visit
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| Pushed my back to the front of the door
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| And you wouldn’t believe what I saw
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| Ashley Wednesday
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| A spectacularly beautiful chick
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| With impeccable style and spectacular eyes
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| When we met, both of our souls clicked like a plug in a socket
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| Ashley Wednesday
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| Oh you hit me like a tonne of bricks
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| With illuminous hair and your sturdy teeth
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| I want our hearts to be joined at the hip so to speak
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| I gotta know
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| What is your stance on marriage?
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| Girl I really gotta know
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| Cause we never talk about it
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| But now I am proposing
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| Get this girl some diamonds
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| Please freaking say yes girl
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| I’m an American man
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| This is my native land
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| But for you I’d summer in England
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| But I will not go to France
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| On that I take a stand
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| But I hope you’ll take my hand
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| Both in life and marriage
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| Step into my carriage
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| We’ll park inside my garage
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| And live inside my house
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| As husband and wife |