Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dreamgirl, artist - The Lonely Island. Album song Incredibad, in the genre ПопDate of issue: 31.12.2007
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
Dreamgirl |
| Some dude once said that love is a many funny things |
| I know there’s a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her |
| in my dreams |
| Dream girl, you’re a fantasy, you’re the only one |
| Out there for me |
| My love |
| Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley |
| Love how not one but both eyes are lazy |
| When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus |
| Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros |
| Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby |
| Skin like asphalt, nose so runny |
| Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world |
| You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl |
| If you envision in sweats with the neon patch |
| Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth |
| Rainbow poncho, the female tonto |
| Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco |
| Dream girl, you’re a fantasy, you’re the only one |
| Out there for me |
| My love |
| You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City |
| You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty |
| Straight drippin' your turquoise my Santa Fe queen |
| One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean |
| It’s music to my ears when you scream in your sleep |
| And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can’t help but peek |
| You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig |
| Love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig |
| Girl how’d you get those mouse traps glued to your neck |
| Little rascal, how’d you get screwed to the deck? |
| You put away slurpees like a trash can |
| Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and |
| I like that! |
| Talking to your shoes lke it’s your friend |
| I like that! |
| Yellin' at the walls of make pretend |
| I like that! |
| Tellin' you to stop it then you don’t |
| You said you gonna stop it in my sleep |
| But you won’t! |
| Last week thought I saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash |
| Just a big ol' bag of trash |
| I thought you look like a bag of trash |
| Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room |
| Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon |
| Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix |
| And I always feel safe when I’m in your flesh mitts |
| Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British |
| Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish |
| Open clamps with both feet cuz your ambidextrous |
| No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix |
| Chex Mix number one food snack in the land |
| It’s the cereal taste that you eat with your hand |
| Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box |
| Your family will all say |
| CHEX MIX ROCKS! |
| Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one |
| I’ll ever eat or buy |
| Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips |
| The end |