| Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
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| I know there’s a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her
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| in my dreams
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| Dream girl, you’re a fantasy, you’re the only one
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| Out there for me
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| My love
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| Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley
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| Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
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| When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus
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| Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros
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| Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby
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| Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
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| Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world
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| You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl
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| If you envision in sweats with the neon patch
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| Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
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| Rainbow poncho, the female tonto
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| Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco
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| Dream girl, you’re a fantasy, you’re the only one
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| Out there for me
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| My love
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| You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City
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| You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty
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| Straight drippin' your turquoise my Santa Fe queen
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| One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean
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| It’s music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
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| And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can’t help but peek
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| You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig
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| Love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig
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| Girl how’d you get those mouse traps glued to your neck
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| Little rascal, how’d you get screwed to the deck?
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| You put away slurpees like a trash can
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| Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and
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| I like that!
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| Talking to your shoes lke it’s your friend
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| I like that!
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| Yellin' at the walls of make pretend
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| I like that!
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| Tellin' you to stop it then you don’t
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| You said you gonna stop it in my sleep
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| But you won’t!
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| Last week thought I saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash
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| Just a big ol' bag of trash
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| I thought you look like a bag of trash
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| Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
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| Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
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| Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
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| And I always feel safe when I’m in your flesh mitts
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| Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British
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| Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish
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| Open clamps with both feet cuz your ambidextrous
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| No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix
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| Chex Mix number one food snack in the land
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| It’s the cereal taste that you eat with your hand
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| Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box
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| Your family will all say
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| CHEX MIX ROCKS!
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| Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one
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| I’ll ever eat or buy
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| Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips
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Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Dreamgirl , by - The Lonely Island. Song from the album Incredibad, in the genre Поп