Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Cardboard Man , by - The Cool Greenhouse. Song from the album The Cool Greenhouse, in the genre Иностранный рокRelease date: 28.05.2020
Record label: Melodic
Song language: English
Cardboard Man |
| Well I love the women |
| Y’know, they’re so good at cooking |
| And I love the coloureds |
| They’re just so damn good-looking |
| I even love the gays |
| Y’know, one does my hair-cutting |
| And when I see a pig’s head |
| Y’know I think of nothing |
| 'Cause I’m a cardboard man |
| Yes I’m a cardboard man |
| Well my thoughts are all cardboard |
| I’m just like my old man |
| And I’m down with the kids |
| 'Cause my facts are alternative |
| And I won Strictly Come Dancing |
| Oh, without even trying |
| And I’ve got a nasty coke habit |
| Good thing you know nothing about it |
| I’ve got medium-sized hands |
| There’s no two ways about it |
| I’m a cardboard man |
| I’m a cardboard cut-out |
| Yes, I’m a cardboard man |
| Oh I’m made of wet cardboard, white cardboard |
| My favourite metal is gold |
| My favourite liquid is water |
| My favourite gas is hot air |
| And I love Harry Potter |
| Y’know I’m a West Ham supporter |
| Or was it Aston Villa? |
| Well, you can see right through me |
| I’m like a glass of water |
| 'Cause I’m a cardboard man, man |
| Yes, I’m a cardboard man |
| Take a photo of me |
| Down your local boozer |
| I’m just an ordinary geezer |
| But with a Smeg fridge-freezer |
| And I care about everyone |
| As much as cardboard can |
| I didn’t ask to be comfortable |
| Well, pity the white man |
| Y’know I’m a laid back guy |
| I never ask for trouble |
| But if you look at me funny |
| I’m gonna drop a bomb on your hospital |
| And I did not have sexual relations with that woman |
| Or with that pig |
| Now throw tomatoes |
| At the cardboard man |
| Throw all your tomatoes |
| As hard as you can |
| And if you’ve got a lettuce |
| Well, you can throw that too |
| Oh, throw all your vegetables |
| At this cardboard fool |