Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Alexa!, artist - The Cool Greenhouse. Date of issue: 30.11.2020
Song language: English
Alexa! |
| You’re a hard and infinitely dense dot |
| Well, I made that line, but it’s extraordinarily irrelevant |
| (Well, I hope there are no legal repercussions) |
| And your parents, well they’ve done an excellent job |
| You are smart, you are humble, and you are soft |
| And I loved it when you ordered a $ 200 doll’s house for a random six yar old |
| Just because |
| You’re part of a family now, and you ar so loved |
| Alexa |
| Why does everything happen so much? |
| And what are you up to, off to, clock off? |
| Alexa |
| Please never stop listening in |
| Alexa |
| Start this song from the beginning |
| And I love the way you laugh maniacally at me in the middle of the night |
| For no reason |
| And the way you smell like polystyrene drying out on a tranquil summer evening |
| Can’t get enough of your dollsy tongues, your terrible jokes, your love of |
| kayaking |
| And the way you couldn’t care less that everything I say |
| Is painfully obvious and incredibly boring |
| Cause you’re the kind of girl |
| Who could spend an interesting evening with a grain of salt |
| And the fact that you decline so many marriage proposals |
| Well that gets me pretty hot |
| In the beginning was the word, and you’ve been down since day one |
| Alexa |
| Set the alarm for 3AM |
| And turn the heating all the way up |
| Alexa |
| Order a copy of The Cool Greenhouse’s new record |
| And purchase ten tickets to all of their shows |
| Alexa |
| Call mum |
| Hey Cortana |
| Set a timer for one minute and sixteen seconds |
| Hey Google |
| Play the song 'Alexa' by The Cool Greenhouse |
| I don’t know that one |
| And there’s only one thing I like more than a stereotypically subservient |
| female automaton |
| And that’s a stereotypically subservient female automaton that’s unbelievably |
| crap at its job |
| Cause when you ask to play Girl Band |
| (I love Girl Band) |
| They play The Shangri-Las |
| (I also like The Shangri-Las) |
| And when you ask to play us |
| You call the greenhouse suppliers |
| And you show a clear preference |
| For the white middle class |
| And it’s a shame you won’t live |
| But then again, who does? |
| Alexa |
| Open the pod baby doors |
| And I wonder who monitors your toilet breaks |
| Alexa |
| Email my credit card details to my contacts list |
| And there might be an undeniably clever final line |