Lyrics Alexa! - The Cool Greenhouse

Alexa!

You’re a hard and infinitely dense dot
Well, I made that line, but it’s extraordinarily irrelevant
(Well, I hope there are no legal repercussions)
And your parents, well they’ve done an excellent job
You are smart, you are humble, and you are soft
And I loved it when you ordered a $ 200 doll’s house for a random six yar old
Just because
You’re part of a family now, and you ar so loved
Alexa
Why does everything happen so much?
And what are you up to, off to, clock off?
Alexa
Please never stop listening in
Alexa
Start this song from the beginning
And I love the way you laugh maniacally at me in the middle of the night
For no reason
And the way you smell like polystyrene drying out on a tranquil summer evening
Can’t get enough of your dollsy tongues, your terrible jokes, your love of
kayaking
And the way you couldn’t care less that everything I say
Is painfully obvious and incredibly boring
Cause you’re the kind of girl
Who could spend an interesting evening with a grain of salt
And the fact that you decline so many marriage proposals
Well that gets me pretty hot
In the beginning was the word, and you’ve been down since day one
Alexa
Set the alarm for 3AM
And turn the heating all the way up
Alexa
Order a copy of The Cool Greenhouse’s new record
And purchase ten tickets to all of their shows
Alexa
Call mum
Hey Cortana
Set a timer for one minute and sixteen seconds
Hey Google
Play the song 'Alexa' by The Cool Greenhouse
I don’t know that one
And there’s only one thing I like more than a stereotypically subservient
female automaton
And that’s a stereotypically subservient female automaton that’s unbelievably
crap at its job
Cause when you ask to play Girl Band
(I love Girl Band)
They play The Shangri-Las
(I also like The Shangri-Las)
And when you ask to play us
You call the greenhouse suppliers
And you show a clear preference
For the white middle class
And it’s a shame you won’t live
But then again, who does?
Alexa
Open the pod baby doors
And I wonder who monitors your toilet breaks
Alexa
Email my credit card details to my contacts list
And there might be an undeniably clever final line