Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song 4Chan, artist - The Cool Greenhouse. Album song The Cool Greenhouse, in the genre Иностранный рокDate of issue: 28.05.2020
Record label: Melodic
Song language: English
4Chan |
| Well I ate my Christmas dinner from a can |
| Y’know I didn’t want to interrupt my festive COD marathon |
| Started up, completely unclothed |
| Well there’s no point in dressing, for these times |
| Harassed some snowflakes, for the lulz |
| Well they’ve got to learn that offence is a part of life |
| And dicks out for old Harambe |
| I’m not alone, I’m online |
| I’m on 4Chan |
| I’m into /pol/ and /b/ |
| And it feels… feels good, man |
| To be making history |
| Today I’ve photoshopped fourteen photographs |
| Of Tyler Durden, and good old Patrick Bateman |
| And now my Steam account has two new followers |
| And I’ve spammed some feminists with troll faces |
| I’m cooling on pig’s blood, and I’m Geekbenching over seven thousand |
| Why I’m incel, I’ll never comprehend |
| And they say the kids can’t accomplish anything these days |
| But then again, they’re way behind |
| And I’m on 4Chan |
| I’m into /mu/ and /v/ |
| And it feels… feels good, man |
| And I’m gonna kill normies |
| But who you gonna call? |
| Oh when the boards are slow, or the server’s down |
| Well not Kristen Wiig, that’s for sure |
| Have another crank, by the window |
| I said, who you gonna call? |
| Oh when you can’t bear the noise of it, and you finally see through it all |
| And then you decide to sell all your cryptos |
| Well you’re just some just some dude who decided to stay at home |
| On 4Chan |
| Drawing pictures of cartoon frogs |
| And pissing all over everyone, for no reason |
| And they think it’s Russia |
| But there’s no rest for the wicked |
| Well someone’s gotta keep an eye on all these beta cucks |
| Forever alone |
| Forever alone |
| Forever alone |
| And I’m bound |