| We are superfriends, fighting 'til the end
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| With the Wonder Twins, yes we always win
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| Come along with us, an adventure 'waits
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| We will be ready to rock, uh-huh
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| With our corny dialogue, uh-huh
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| Some got X-Ray eyes, some fly through the skies
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| But these high tech guys always find the best buys
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| From Batman to Superman, Aquaman
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| The Green Lantern keeps us nice and tan
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| Who dares oppose us, the Hall of Justice stars
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| A million criminals with unlimited Visa cards
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| Black Manta, uh, the Legion of Doom
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| A genetic nightmare, there’s no time to lose
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| I’m from Krypton, Aquaman knows Davey Jones
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| Wonder Woman by my side, how I’d like to jump her bones
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| Strike with the force of a truck full of stones
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| But Kryptonite affects me like the sun on ice cream cones
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| I’ma lead my friends to victory over the villains
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| Keepin the peace so you folks can keep chillin
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| All without making a single killin
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| So the bad guys can come back for a sequel or a zillion
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| When danger calls, we don’t pause at all
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| We will fight for all, in our underalls
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| Watch us every week, as we kick some butt
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| Use my jet and magic lasso, uh-huh
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| That Lex Luthor’s such an… bad guy, uh-huh
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| My ears are pointed, Robin’s double jointed
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| Get any girl I want, but I try not to flaunt it
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| I bought this new high tech utility belt
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| The best one they sell, guaranteed not to melt
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| I think Robin is swell, but can’t stand how he smells
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| Together we’ll catch the Riddler, put him in a cell
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| I know we’ll catch him, cause we’re a team
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| But I still don’t know what Holy Halibut means
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| Now Mitzelplix is back, he’s a pain in the neck
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| Only way to send him back is if he says his name backwards
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| Man, messin up my brain like a pound of crack
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| Turned me into a big flower creature that quacked
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| Grin like a Cheshire Cat, suit like a jester
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| Body like an elf, voice like Fran Drescher
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| Doesn’t matter in the end, cuase I always win
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| Send him back to the fifth dimension once again
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| City’s under seige, villains all you see
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| 'Nother crazy scheme, call the Justice League
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| We will be right there, to restore the peace
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| You can rely on the good guys, uh-huh
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| And nobody ever dies, uh-huh
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| Just when we thought we were finally done
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| Brainiac, Bizarro, and the Toyman come
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| Two Face, didn’t make it into this show
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| But we still got the Cheetah, Lex Luthor, and Scarecrow
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| I installed our new computer today
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| Cause our old one had about 32K
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| Things were going fine, everything was great
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| Till I went and installed Windows 98
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| Now the damn thing doesn’t work at all
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| And we’re in debt to our necks from the tech support calls
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| And Robin won’t talk to me he’s still sore
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| That he can’t access his porrrrrrn
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| Good old Superfriends, city’s one defense
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| Now when things get tense, we can call our friends
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| We will kick some butt, and for free no less
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| And now evil better beware, uh-huh
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| Cause the Superfriends’ll be there, uh-huh
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| (Once more for Wendy and Marvin)
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| Good old Superfriends, evil we will fend
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| It comes back again, but it never wins
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| And we’ll be right here, 'til the end of time
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| And nothing can ever stop us, uh-huh
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| Till our show stops making profits, uh-huh |