Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Internet Love Connection, artist - Sudden Death. Album song Fatal Accident Zone, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 29.04.2002
Record label: Sudden Death
Song language: English
Internet Love Connection |
All of my life I’ve been called a geek |
A loser, a dweeb and a side-show freak |
All the other kids picked on me quite a bit |
Except for the ones who preferred to hit |
Always hated gym class cause I wasn’t athletic |
I was bad at everything, I was really pathetic |
When we played this one game I always got my ass kicked |
. |
you know the one with the ball, and you throw it in a basket |
Rumors used to circulate that I was queer |
I held the school record, most wedgies in a year |
But I was pretty popular amoung the jocks |
I mean someone had to carry all their dirty sweat socks |
Needless to say that I didn’t date much |
OK, so I’ve never had a «date» as such |
Most girls don’t wanna be seen with a geek |
Had a date for the prom, but she sprung a leak |
College was fun but my sex life sucked |
I studied computers, now I’m makin big bucks |
It was there that the love of my life and I met |
Just me, my little mouse, and the internet |
When the real world lets you down |
And it seems like love can’t be found |
Don’t go psycho like Genghis Kahn |
Just log on… |
I started out tame, lame right off the bat |
Mostly girls in bikinis, and stuff like that |
Of course that all changed when I found a good source |
Of pictures of a guy with two women and a horse |
Hours at a time, thirty pictures at once |
All the porn I could handle for twenty bucks a month |
I didn’t think my life could possibly get any better |
My favorite was a site featurin an irish setter |
But all of that changed when I got an e-mail |
From a real-life, honest to goodness female |
Why she’d want to talk to me, I don’t know |
But it gave me a strange feeling down below |
So after I cleaned myself up, I replied |
And made up a bunch of incredible lies |
I figured we’d never meet, so what would be the harm |
And maybe this time around I could use my other arm |
She sent me a picture, and I had to tell her |
She looked exactly like Sarah Michelle Gellar |
She even posed with a stake, it drove me loco |
It even had the «Buffy the Vampire Slayer» logo |
I told her that I couldn’t wait to meet her, she replied |
Said she couldn’t wait either, and she had a high fever |
For the flavor of a messy wet net get-together |
She just got a new tether, and some shiny new leather |
We set up a great virtual date |
Friday night we’ll log on to Instant Messenger at eight |
I can’t wait, it’s the first a girl and I talked |
That didn’t end with the phrase «You want ketchup or salt?» |
«Well, hello there, BeverlyThrills90210.» |
«Hey there, big guy.» |
«Are you really as beautiful as your picture makes you out to be?» |
«And then some.» |
«So are you ready for the night of your life?» |
«What did you have in mind?» |
Well let’s begin with a meeting in cyberspace |
Where you and me can properly interface |
We can chat for a while and if that does the trick |
We can meet somewhere and maybe there we can double-click |
Ooh, you move fast, I like it when you talk nasty |
I can’t wait to meet, I bet you got a great ASCII |
You’re my type of girl, ooh you’re such a tease |
Just bring your hard drive, no floppies please |
Don’t worry bout that, I can burn and rip |
And I got a big file just for you to unzip |
Cause I’m a hacker in the sack not a slacker comrade |
You just wait till you’re sliding round on my mouse pad |
I hope you’re not like other guys whose system bombs |
As soon as I take off my shirt and they see deez roms |
Not a chance, I’ma make you do a sideways smile |
Cause I’m the master when it comes to installin my file |
So how about tonight? |
What a great suggestion |
I’m just sitting here bufferin my net congestion |
Cause you know I don’t have anything else I have to do |
I would love to spend a evening with a lady like you |
So that’s how it went, and I think it went fine |
Now I’m getting ready for our little meeting at nine |
I’m so excited and I know we’ll hit it off, you’ll see |
Just wait till she gets a load of me |