Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Alien Probes, artist - Sudden Death. Album song Fatal Accident Zone, in the genre Рэп и хип-хопDate of issue: 29.04.2002
Record label: Sudden Death
Song language: English
Alien Probes |
| I got probed! |
| I got probed… |
| Aboard a UFO (U-F) UFO (Oh!) |
| Probed, proohhhhbed. |
| Aboard a UFO (U-F) UFO (Oh!) |
| Now you thought it was just on TV, and on the big screen |
| It’s worldwide, biggest problem that I’ve ever seen |
| It’s the intergalactic dog catcher |
| Bug eyed extra-terrestrial master with a diminutive stature |
| +Men in Black+, cut up cows |
| I got crop circles formin out behind my house |
| 9:01, Thursday night was a real hoot |
| I was dragged out of bed like a dead prostitute |
| I was brought aboard ship, looked like a Ford truck |
| Stripped down to my drawers, what a run of poor luck |
| Big gray heads, big black eyes |
| «Uh, what’s goin on? |
| What’s up guys?» |
| They came at me with a mallet and a big syringe |
| And a pointy thing that would make a dentist cringe |
| Metal prongs, big round gears |
| They just jammed the thing into my ears |
| Now every night they pick me up again |
| Just to do a Roto Rooter on my rear end, leavin me in pain again |
| I’m all scarred up, I’m missin teeth |
| 9−1-1 thinks I’m a freak |
| They shove 'em up my nose, they shove 'em in my butt |
| And this corkscrew device gets shoved in my belly button |
| 3 days straight, 2 long probes |
| Shoved in places nothin should go |
| They drill holes in my head, and later on |
| I always wake up back in my bed, and they’re gone |
| Why do they always pick on people from the South |
| What do they learn by shoving a big plunger in my mouth |
| Man, after a night of being prodded and poked |
| I just feel like a guy who had a massive stroke |
| I got alien troubles out back |
| And I don’t mean the type that we can send back |
| Is it cause they like my trailer park (trailer park) |
| Is it cause they like my beauty marks (beauty marks) |
| Is it cause they like my handsome face (handsome face) |
| Is it cause they like the way I taste (way I taste) |
| Wherever I go, they find me and they just won’t let me be |
| They want me to pee, don’t rush me just relax and it’ll flow free |
| Whenever I call, the Enquirer to my house so they can see |
| You know that they all, stop comin so nobody will believe me |
| Hey, what’s that big light in the sky? |
| Oh, come on — not again, guys |
| I just got my nose working again |
| Well at least let me bring a camera this time |
| C’mon guys, please |
| J-just leave me alone for a while |